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After I came to, in front of me was a cassette tape. The label was written in Japanese and had a picture of some stupid Greek bust on it. I knew what to do. I grabbed the cassette tape, got on my flying bottle of Fiji water, and flew home. Then I stuck the tape in my Game Boy player and listened to it. It was some old Diana Ross songs slowed down and looped by a four-year-old or something. Whatever, I still had my copy of Jak 4 so I put it in my computer and ripped the ISO.
I opened my PS2 emulator and booted up the game. The Naughty Dog title card played, but Jak and Daxter didn't have eyes. Well, they had eyes, but they were textured black. Whatever, that happens on the first Jak game if you play it in an emulator so who cares? I started playing the game and immediately clipped through a piece of terrain and fell to my death. Jak's hyper-realistic carcass was shown and Daxter was laughing satanically as the PS2 invalid disc error (the red screen) popped up in the background and the screams of the damned emanated from my computer. That's when I realised that the reason they never released Jak 4 was because it was an
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