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Ah, hello. I see you finally arrived Mr... Streign is it? Viktor Streign? By the look on your face, I can see that you are confused. Well, let me just be the first to welcome you to Hell.
Now sir, I understand your fear and curiosity but please refrain from looking at the sacrifices. It tends to disrupt their blood flow, and
Until then, let us continue the tour of Hell. Trust me when I say
Now where was I? Ah, right. We need to continue with the rest of the tour…which will not happen because Zackary has just given me your files.
It helps the job if everything runs efficiently. Now, why are you here... Ah ha! There you are! Oh dear. Seems you were a terrorist who died destroying a hospital. Tisk tisk. I have one job that can be done given this. How do you feel about turning dung?
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