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T'was a warm, Summer's eve', when the young, noble child awoke upon a chilling wind in his quarters. The doors to his balcony were swung open, and the air of the night has invaded the sanctity of the peace. The boy looked upon the darkness. His gaze met upon a man, adorned in noble clothing, wielding a parchment in his hand. As the young lad stared in shock, the man spoke:
"Hush, young boy, avert your gaze and return to the sandman's domain." As these words were spoken, the father stepped in to the room, wielding a stick for defense. The invader threw the parchment upon him, confusing him long enough, so he could flee from the home. The dazed and baffled father walked to his son, overjoyed to see him. He turned his gaze upon the parchment. He stepped towards it, picked it up and inspected it. The contents in the paper were words of pitiful quality, and yet, the father was astounded by them. T'was the work of the man who the townsmen had no certain knowledge of, but were still cautious of, for they were not certain, if this villain brought pestilience or was just a nuisance upon the owners of homes.▼
▲"Hush, young boy, avert your gaze and return to the sandman's domain." As these words were spoken, the father stepped in to the room, wielding a stick for defense. The invader threw the parchment upon him, confusing him long enough, so he could flee from the home. The dazed and baffled father walked to his son, overjoyed to see him. He turned his gaze upon the parchment. He stepped towards it, picked it up and inspected it. The contents in the paper were words of pitiful quality, and yet, the father was astounded by them. T'was the work of the man who the townsmen had no certain knowledge of, but were still cautious of, for they were not certain, if this villain brought
The day that young Joseph arrived to his schooling grounds, it held a foreboding emotion. The school bode an ill aura, and yet Joseph found solace in it. The Grand Library, where they stored many works that no regular man or woman could appreciate. Young Joseph always hid himself away there, for he was never respected in this house, for his stature and phisique was that of a plain man, whereas the rest were men and women of a grand stature.▼
▲The day that young Joseph arrived to his schooling grounds, it held a foreboding emotion. The school bode an ill aura, and yet Joseph found solace in it. The Grand Library, where they stored many works that no regular man or woman could appreciate. Young Joseph always hid himself away there, for he was never respected in this house, for his stature and
The woman he adored, was far too occupied with matters of personal quality and pleasure of others. While heartbroken, Joseph always has enjoyed the works of the noble Shakespeare, the wise Charles Dickens and the lord of terror Stephen King. The works of these men has always given him inspiration for literature, where he would spend countless nights in practice, and in the 'morrow, be as groggy and exhausted, like a man who spend a night in a tavern, surrounded by chickens and swines of a farm. Today was like any other, he would attend his lesson, spend fruitless minutes wooing the woman of his dreams and then have his soul violated by those, who would not even know what a book is. After the day was done and our youn hero was awaiting for the public carriage to take him back to his household, he heard profanities coming towards his general direction.▼
▲The woman he adored, was far too occupied with matters of personal quality and pleasure of others. While heartbroken, Joseph always has enjoyed the works of the noble Shakespeare, the wise Charles Dickens and the lord of terror Stephen King. The works of these men has always given him inspiration for literature, where he would spend countless nights in practice, and in the 'morrow, be as groggy and exhausted, like a man who spend a night in a tavern, surrounded by chickens and swines of a farm. Today was like any other, he would attend his lesson, spend fruitless minutes wooing the woman of his dreams and then have his soul violated by those, who would not even know what a book is. After the day was done and our
"Joseph! You foul villain!", screamed the man, intruding in to Joseph's tranquility. It was Moriarty, the scoundrel who occupies the woman that he holds dear.
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"Oh you know that I've no talent in solving puzzles such as this! Though I would suspect a certain-"
Before the noble Sherlock could finish his sentence, the sounds of steeds running towards their household could be heard. T'is the Royal Street Peacekeepers, coming in to collect Joseph for the deviant deed that he has
Some time has passed, and Joseph has been found guilty of the deed. But the noble man did not spend his time, rotting away in the dungeons.
"That foul, putrid… I shall bring great
After a day passed after his sentencing, Sherlock came to deliver Joseph some greatly ill news. Moriarty has deflowered the woman of his deepest fantasies, and have decided to wed in the eyes of the Great Mozart. The news crushed Joseph and his dreams, but motivated him for vengeance.
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With that said, the newly named Jigglespeare walked to the bars of his cell and called for the watchmen.
"I request for quill and parchment!"
After another few days have passed, Jigglespeare called for the watchmen again, until one arrived.
"What is it, foul wretch?"
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He arrived to the wedding and looked around for a way to enter the chapel. The front door was guarded by the Royal Street Peacekeepers, who enjoy coming to weddings of no particular grand stature.
"Good day to you, gentlemen!" said Jigglespeare, as he walked up to the peacekeepers, who stood guard as soon as he arrived.
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Jigglespeare and the woman however, they both departed from the church, and the end has happened just as it was written, and he has found himself with everything he has ever wanted.
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