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SpongeBob was one of my favorite childhood shows. I would wake up every morning and see that funny rectangle laughing his ass off at some stupid shit and I would laugh along with him. I loved SpongeBob so much that I got a job at the SpongeBob Company to quality assure episodes before they came out. I would sit in a single room with a projector, staring at the laughing box man's antics all day and writing down my hot takes. The episodes I saw were sometimes funny, sometimes sad, and sometimes gave me irritable bowels, but overall it was a decent job... until the incident happened.
Butch Hartman, the creator of The SpongeBob, came to me one day and said "Hey man, you wanna see some shit?"
I put the DVD in my player and booted up the projector, unsure what to expect. On the screen was a menu with a white background and black Times New Roman text reading "SQUID WARD'S SUICIDE (CONFIDENTIAL) (DON'T WATCH) (PROPERTY OF SPONGEBOB INC)" with an option to "PLAY" below. The intro played out like a normal episode, with SpongeBob leaving his house and angrily shouting expletives to the sky, including, but not limited to, "FUCK
The episode began with SpongeBob's iconic foghorn alarm clock going off. He excitedly jolts up from bed and exclaims, "This is it, Gary! The day Squidward performs live at the Bubble Bowl!"
A title card then appears. "Due to his recent demise, SpongeBob is no longer the main star of this show. From now on, this show will be renamed to 'Patrick Star
Just then, Patrick himself ran up to find out what all of the commotion was about. He was mortified to see his best friend with his brains splattered all over the pavement. "Squidward, why!?" he said, sobbing like a baby. Without hesitation, Squidward aimed and fired at Patrick as well.
"Due to his recent demise, Patrick is no longer the main star of this show. From now on, this show will be renamed to 'Eugene Krabs
"And BEFORE you say a FUCKING THING
"Due to
The screen instantly cuts to Squidward staring towards the camera with a blank, emotionless expression. "Why am I not surprised. Oh well." He says dryly. He begins to slowly walk out of the shed. The bubble transition appears and Squidward is now standing outside of the Cum Bucket. I spelled that right, right? Just checking.
He pulls out a match from his pocket and proceeds to throw it into the doors. The building begins burning and
The title card returns, with the voice sped up like a chipmunk. "Due to his recent demise, Sheldon Plankton is no longer the main star of this show. From now on-"
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"YES?" Squidward butts in, excitedly gesturing towards the camera.
"this show will be renamed to 'Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.'"
Squidward, frozen in time, continues to stare at the screen. The scene cuts to an exterior shot of Bikini Bottom. The city itself lights on fire as Squidward screams numerous forbidden phrases in tongues as wacky music plays. The screen cuts to black. Roll credits.
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