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▲God, it's hard to find a good place to start...
I'm the world's hugest, most humongous, biggest, gigantic Sonic fan in the world! You guys know me! I'm that creepy little kid who writes smut about Sonic and Shadow on fan fiction sites; creates shitty fan characters on deviantART.com and pairs them up with actual characters; starts flame wars with anyone who disagrees with my opinions: yeah, I'm just your average Sonic fan.
==This is only the BEGINNING!==
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Trying to relive my nostalgic moments, I was looking around for my copy of Sonic the Hedgehog-- the greatest game of all time-- when I heard a knock on the front door. I jogged up to my back door and found no one there. I figured that the knocks must be coming from up stairs. I looked all around up there and found no one. Then it hit me: I haven't tried the front door yet! I ran as fast as Sonic to my front door only to find that creepy old mailman! That damn bastard always comes to my house and puts stuff in that box-- I don't know... I think he's after me...
He handed me a package. I totally was freaking out now. Never has he walked up to MY house to give me stuff! I pepper sprayed him and slam the door shut as he rolled around screaming like a little twit.
It was from my best buddy, KAIEEL!!! I opened it up only to find a disc and a note. The disc was plain and was written on with a black marker. On it was written "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG." OMG! Just what I was looking for! The blandness and obvious hand-written text must mean it's a legit copy! I took a look at the note. It was written, seemingly, fast. The writing was shaky and poorly spelled. I couldn't recognize the hand-writing as one of my friends, let alone read it. It must be from my best-est friend, Kaieel!
The note read:
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Putting that damn thing in was such a taxing job. The disc tray sucked up my finger and I couldn't get it out. I ended up ripping my finger off and bleeding all over the place. No matter though... on with the game!
I saw the file's file type and noticed it was called SPONIC.ABC... huh. I came to the conclusion that it was just a typo.
I loaded it up and it started normally. I pressed start and, with my amazingly awesome brain camera, saw that for a split second and saw lots and lots of blood everywhere. Sonic's gold ring was rusted, the sky had darkened, and in the corner read "SEGA 666"! Sonic's fur was darkened and stained with blood. Worst of all, his eyes! T-they were black with red, glowing dots!... Nah, must be a glitch.
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