Spider Troll
Spider Troll, Spider Troll,
For getting whores, he's on a roll.
Got some boobs? Any size!
Join his group, you're his hero prize.
Look out! Here comes the Spider Troll!
Is he a pimp? Listen, bud
He's got sexually active blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
After raping a whore in bed.
Hey, there! There goes the Spider Troll!
In the chill of night,
At the scene of a crime,
If there's whores involved,
He arrives just in time!
Spider Troll, Spider Troll,
Downtown neighborhood Spider Troll.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
His prizes are his whores.
To him, he gets some great big bangs
Where there's some whores wearing rags.
You'll find the Spider Troll!