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Ive always been a fan of comic books. Marvel especially regardless of how SJW it has become, it still holds a good place in my heart. Spiderman was always my main superhero whether it was watching those Toby McGuire ones for the millionth time (and counting) or roleplaying online with underaged children. Of course my perception of him changed after one.single.comic.
 


I've always been a fan of Marvel comics. I've never enjoyed any superhero better than Spiderman though recently that sort of changed when I read a particular comic that scared me for life. I was at the usual comic book store Id go to and saw that the shop owner was looking angry. I asked him what the problem was. He explained to me that he just got done arguing with his son. Ever since he read this new comic he got, he's made a turn for the worse. He drew pentagrams on the wall. He also has been shouting obscenities like "9/11 was an inside job" or "We shouldve faded them all". I asked him what comic in particular that caused all of this. He showed me what the comic it was which said "Spiderman: Homecoming". I asked him for how much the comic was and he said I could have it as long as he could get it off his hands. I eagerly went home, hopped in bed and read the book. The first page shows and overview of a high school similar to Peter Parkers. It next showed a bathroom where a group of bullies were giving someone a swirly. 


"Enjoy the taste of shit eh Parker?!"
Last month, I went to the usual comic book store I'd usually go to when I saw that something was wrong. There was arguing going in the backroom. It sounded somewhat intense so I quietly when around the store, looking for something purchase. I had picked a action figurine and a MTN DEW beverage. When I came back to the counter, the old guy who owned the shop looked really stressed and...well angry. I asked out of morbid curiosity what bothered him. He explained to me about a week after they had gotten a new shipment of comic books, his son who works with him had read this new, weird book and he hasnt been the same. His son apparently had been drawing pentagrams on the wall of his room, burning and destroying various DC comics merchandise and started shouting obcenities such as "9/11 is an inside job" or "Hitler dindunuffin wrong mang".I was shocked by what I had heard so I asked what was the comic in particular that could've caused all his pain. The old shop owner had pulled out the comic book. The title read "Spiderman: Homecoming" in white, bold text on a black background. Wanting to read what was inside of this comic, I asked how much he wanted for the comic. He told that I just could have it. Anything to get this 'thing' off of his hands.

I ran up stairs eagerly with a hard-on. I hopped into bed and layed back to read the comic. The story starts off at the first page showing an overview of a highschool the same one Peter Parker went to. The next panel showed a bathroom where a black haired kid was getting a swirly. A speech bubble appeared saying:

"Enjoy the taste of shit eh Parker?!"


The black haired kid was revealed to be Peter Parker. He looked a bit different than any other version of him. He looked more depressed and angry. More angsty, more edgy. The next page showed him at lunch, by himself. He was gawking at some black girl who was probably mixed (racemixers am I right). She was talking with some friends of hers. Peter was writing something down in "journal". He wrote the following:
The black haired kid was revealed to be Peter Parker. He looked a bit different than any other version of him. He looked more depressed and angry. More angsty, more edgy. The next page showed him at lunch, by himself. He was gawking at some black girl who was probably mixed (racemixers am I right). She was talking with some friends of hers. Peter was writing something down in "journal". He wrote the following:


"Why me huh?! WHY ME?.Look at all these happy,perfect people with their perfect lives. One day they all shall be eradicated. Extinct. Natural Selection. Peter out!"
"Why me huh?! WHY ME?.Look at all these happy,perfect people with their perfect lives. One day they all shall be eradicated. Extinct. Natural Selection. Peter out!" Next page transitioned to a science class which had their teacher show them a spider in tank as a part of their lesson about poisonous creatures. The table the spider tank was on had broke one of its legs, falling to the ground, breaking the tank.  The spider had survived the fall and moved towards peters desk. It jumped up and bit started attacking him. The next page showed him in a hospital. The perspective was shown as first person but his eyes were closed so you could only see speech bubbles. It was a conversation between peters aunt may and the doctor.

This not only confused me but also intrigued me on what would happen next. The next page entailed a classroom where the students observed a spider in a tank. Their teacher was teaching them about the aracnae that was poisonus and to always avoid them. All of a sudden, the table the tank was placed on had fumbled to the ground which broke open the tank. The class was in under fear and shock. Once the spider had started moving towards the desks, everyone in the class except peter had ran out. Panels had changed the view of the comic to the first person perspective of the spider attacking peter. An entire page of darkness proceeded. The story then cuts to another black page, this time with speech bubbles which said:


"Whats gonna happen to him doctor?"
"Whats gonna happen to him doctor?"


"Im afraid that hes not gonna make it, the venom from the bites had done too much damage, it was just too stronk"
"Im afraid that hes not gonna make it, the venom from the bites had done too much damage, it was just too stronk"


"OH NO!"
"OH NO!"


We see a panel that shows another first person perspective, this time of peters. Regardless of what the 'doctor' said, he made a full recovery from the spider attack, or so it seemed. He had gotten out od the bed, and looked into a mirror. What he saw was horrendous. His face was half furry, half skin, his body had multiple arms, 4 legs. He looked a mutated monster. Peter freaked out, than just sat down and cried. He looked out the window. He than proceeded to jump out of the windows, possibly a suicide attempt. The page after that shows a rainy day in town. A panel showed that peter was hidden in an alley, writing in his journal, he wrote:
We see a panel that shows another first person perspective, this time of peters. Regardless of what the 'doctor' said, he made a full recovery from the spider attack, or so it seemed. He had gotten out od the bed, and looked into a mirror. What he saw was horrendous. His face was half furry, half skin, his body had multiple arms, 4 legs. He looked a mutated monster. Peter freaked out, than just sat down and cried. He looked out the window. He than proceeded to jump out of the windows, possibly a suicide attempt. The page after that shows a rainy day in town. A panel showed that peter was hidden in an alley, writing in his journal, he wrote:


"I am not man. Nor am I monster. I am ultimate. The beast incarnate of the truth, I am what lurks. People can reject me for what I truly am, Spiderman. But I cant hide any longer. I must feed, I must destroy, I must kill"
"I am not man. Nor am I monster. I am ultimate. The beast incarnate of the truth, I am what lurks. People can reject me for what I truly am, Spiderman. But I cant hide any longer. I must feed, I must destroy, I must kill". The story cuts to a family of three coming out of a movie theater. Peter jumps out of the shadows, and pistol whips the young boys parents. 


"Looks like IM the hero this city deserves, Bruce"
My finger quivered in anticipation of what would happen next. The story transitioned to a family of three, coming out of a movie theater. Peter jumped out of the shadows, attacking and shooting the young boys parents. He than said:


The little boy in shock and confusion cried over his two dead parents.
"Looks like IM the hero this city deserves"


The little boy cried out of confusion and sadness as peter or spiderman or whatever he was ran off. Another page shows peter breaking into a lab, stealing a time machine. He goes back in time to 1940s Germany. Hes there discussing with Adolf Hitler on what his plans were in the war. Out of nowhere, Captain America bursts through the room and begins punching Hitler while shooting "MURICA" over and over again. Spiderman in attempt to help Hitler kicks Captain America in the balls and hails hydra right afterwards. This next part was the worst of them all.
Another page entails  Peter or Spiderman shooting up a lab and stealing a time machine. He goes back in time to 1940s Germany during WW2. He is seen talking too and making plans during the war with Adolf Hitler before Captain America bursts through the door and starts attacking Hitler. He shouts out "For MmURica" before Spiderman kicks in his balls and hails hydra. Next scene is the worst of them all.


It showed the girl Peter had a crush on was getting followed by Spiderman. He kept stalking her to the point where she cried out:
It shows the girl Peter had a crush on from earlier in the story being stalked by Spiderman. She yells back at him saying:


"What do you want from me?!?"
"What do you want from me?!?"


"I want to feed. I want to consume! The prettiest ones taste the most...Fufilling"
"I want to feed. I want to consume! The prettiest ones taste the most...Fufilling"


Police officers arrived to stop Spiderman. They told him that if he didnt stop that they would shoot. Spidermans response:
Police officers come by to the scene to stop Spiderman. This is what they said to him or it.:


"Look, if you don't stop what you're doing,  we will shoot". Spiderman response. 
"If youre gonna take me out you better be ready to see me in hell. Spiderman than pulled out a bomb that then detononated and killed everyone. Next page still haunts me to this day. It shows Spiderman, in hell. He was helping satan torture people who were there with them when these last few lines were said:

"If youre gonna take me out you better be ready to see me in hell."

Spiderman than pulled out a bomb that then detononated and killed everyone. Next page still haunts me to this day. It shows Spiderman, in hell. He was helping satan torture people who were there with them when these last few lines were said:


Satan: Spiderman, your soul and heart are the kind of evil I admire. Just one question i have is..Are you some lizard hybrid or...
Satan: Spiderman, your soul and heart are the kind of evil I admire. Just one question i have is..Are you some lizard hybrid or...


Spiderman: Haha...Silly satan. We are the lizards!"
Spiderman: Haha...Silly satan. We are the lizards!"

Revision as of 00:27, 4 February 2018

 

I've always been a fan of Marvel comics. I've never enjoyed any superhero better than Spiderman though recently that sort of changed when I read a particular comic that scared me for life. I was at the usual comic book store Id go to and saw that the shop owner was looking angry. I asked him what the problem was. He explained to me that he just got done arguing with his son. Ever since he read this new comic he got, he's made a turn for the worse. He drew pentagrams on the wall. He also has been shouting obscenities like "9/11 was an inside job" or "We shouldve faded them all". I asked him what comic in particular that caused all of this. He showed me what the comic it was which said "Spiderman: Homecoming". I asked him for how much the comic was and he said I could have it as long as he could get it off his hands. I eagerly went home, hopped in bed and read the book. The first page shows and overview of a high school similar to Peter Parkers. It next showed a bathroom where a group of bullies were giving someone a swirly. 

"Enjoy the taste of shit eh Parker?!"

The black haired kid was revealed to be Peter Parker. He looked a bit different than any other version of him. He looked more depressed and angry. More angsty, more edgy. The next page showed him at lunch, by himself. He was gawking at some black girl who was probably mixed (racemixers am I right). She was talking with some friends of hers. Peter was writing something down in "journal". He wrote the following:

"Why me huh?! WHY ME?.Look at all these happy,perfect people with their perfect lives. One day they all shall be eradicated. Extinct. Natural Selection. Peter out!" Next page transitioned to a science class which had their teacher show them a spider in tank as a part of their lesson about poisonous creatures. The table the spider tank was on had broke one of its legs, falling to the ground, breaking the tank.  The spider had survived the fall and moved towards peters desk. It jumped up and bit started attacking him. The next page showed him in a hospital. The perspective was shown as first person but his eyes were closed so you could only see speech bubbles. It was a conversation between peters aunt may and the doctor.

"Whats gonna happen to him doctor?"


"Im afraid that hes not gonna make it, the venom from the bites had done too much damage, it was just too stronk"


"OH NO!"

We see a panel that shows another first person perspective, this time of peters. Regardless of what the 'doctor' said, he made a full recovery from the spider attack, or so it seemed. He had gotten out od the bed, and looked into a mirror. What he saw was horrendous. His face was half furry, half skin, his body had multiple arms, 4 legs. He looked a mutated monster. Peter freaked out, than just sat down and cried. He looked out the window. He than proceeded to jump out of the windows, possibly a suicide attempt. The page after that shows a rainy day in town. A panel showed that peter was hidden in an alley, writing in his journal, he wrote:

"I am not man. Nor am I monster. I am ultimate. The beast incarnate of the truth, I am what lurks. People can reject me for what I truly am, Spiderman. But I cant hide any longer. I must feed, I must destroy, I must kill". The story cuts to a family of three coming out of a movie theater. Peter jumps out of the shadows, and pistol whips the young boys parents. 

"Looks like IM the hero this city deserves, Bruce"

The little boy in shock and confusion cried over his two dead parents.

Another page entails  Peter or Spiderman shooting up a lab and stealing a time machine. He goes back in time to 1940s Germany during WW2. He is seen talking too and making plans during the war with Adolf Hitler before Captain America bursts through the door and starts attacking Hitler. He shouts out "For MmURica" before Spiderman kicks in his balls and hails hydra. Next scene is the worst of them all.

It shows the girl Peter had a crush on from earlier in the story being stalked by Spiderman. She yells back at him saying:

"What do you want from me?!?"


"I want to feed. I want to consume! The prettiest ones taste the most...Fufilling"

Police officers come by to the scene to stop Spiderman. This is what they said to him or it.:

"Look, if you don't stop what you're doing,  we will shoot". Spiderman response. 

"If youre gonna take me out you better be ready to see me in hell."

Spiderman than pulled out a bomb that then detononated and killed everyone. Next page still haunts me to this day. It shows Spiderman, in hell. He was helping satan torture people who were there with them when these last few lines were said:

Satan: Spiderman, your soul and heart are the kind of evil I admire. Just one question i have is..Are you some lizard hybrid or...


Spiderman: Haha...Silly satan. We are the lizards!"