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I reeled back. I fumbled |
I reeled back. I fumbled |
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with my phone, and finally managed to call 911. |
with my phone, and finally managed to call 911. [WHY DID YOU CALL THE POLICE? YOU '''ARE''' THE POLICE!] |
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“Hello! I just had a |
“Hello! I just had a |
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crash,” I said. [Rather nonchalant.] I told the police my location, but something stopped me from |
crash,” I said. [Rather nonchalant.] I told the police my location, but something stopped me from |
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mentioning the thing that I had hit. Eventually, the police came with a pickup |
mentioning the thing that I had hit. Eventually, the police came with a pickup |
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truck. We assessed the damage. |
truck. We assessed the damage. |
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“I don’t know what you hit, |
“I don’t know what you hit, |
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