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I was a fan of Alex Bale since before he even made SpongeBob videos. I remember when his most popular video was about a theory that states that Teletubbies brainwashed children into accepting government authority. He always made me laugh and think about shows in ways that I never thought of before. However, I stumbled upon one video of his that scarred me for life. It made me question reality to the point where I can never watch another Alex Bale video again. I found it while I was scrolling through my feed on April Fools' Day, 2022. I was expecting to see a lot of silly joke videos from channels I've subscribed to. It's a wholesome tradition that I've always participated in every April Fools' Day. However, this video in particular is not an April Fools' joke. The title of the video is SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY #8 (not an april fools joke). And considering what I saw in that monstrosity, I now have absolutely no reason to distrust that title.
 
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I started to have a hunch that what was created for the video was made by an actual AI, despite the AI apparently thinking that SpongeBob doesn't have a house. "What kind of sicko would make pictures like this?" I thought to myself. I couldn't believe that Alex would make these pictures; he always seemed like a nice and charming person. I noticed that GIFs of sometimes SpongeBob-related things were even being put in the video. They moved in really unsettling ways and they looked kinda like realistic pictures of distorted houses and humans. At this point, I was really disturbed by what I was seeing, but I was still oddly intrigued, so I kept watching. The AI then started to get even more confused, seemingly talking about the setting and main characters of the SpongeBob cartoon, and it showed an unexplainably distorted picture. It looked like a bedroom in the middle of a subway with a group of little girls staring at the camera. The music started to distort as well. It then cuts to two SpongeBob-looking creatures next to a couch being warped as the camera zooms in. The robot also started speaking Chinese. You might think I'm on some gnarly kind of drug, but you'd be wrong because I showed this to my dad and he saw the same shit I was seeing, so HA!
 
What then followed is the most disgusting and horrifying thing I have ever seen. A robotic version of Alex started looking at the camera and spouting incoherent nonsense about characters being related to other characters in the show. It then slowly fades to fused human heads and facial parts growing out of each other and floating towards the camera making demonic faces. I can't describe it any better because I wanted to look away from it as much as possible. It looked so realistic; it's like I was witnessing Satan distortingcorrupting God's creation right before my very eyes.
 
The video ended with a computer crash screen and Alex admitting that he tried to have an AI make a SpongeBob conspiracy video for him and that everything we just saw was the result of the experiment. That makes total sense to me, because there is no way in Hell that a human is able to make something like that from scratch. After seeing all that, I will never be the same again. It makes me question Alex Bale's sanity for letting thisthat vialvile creation be seen by human society. I now wonder where and when life begins and ends. What I've seen makes that hard to figure out. I do know one thing though: Humanity does not know what it's getting into. We need to stop playing God, or else tragedies beyond comprehension will transpire.
 
==The video this pasta is based on...==
<youtube>m15G6OT7KUQ</youtube>
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