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Hello. This document was written by yours truly while in a rusty cage. The reason I am writing this is because I need to warn the world. The universe must
A few hours ago, I was in my kitchen, fixing myself a nice meal. An episode of Spongebob came on. It was just a normal episode. Spongebob annoys Squidward, Spongebob fixes Krabby Patties for customers at the Krusty Krab. But then something peculiar came on.
The screen went static for a moment, and a man in a Spongebob costume came on. The video was grainy and looked like a local program. The man in the Spongebob costume said,
Being a naive child at the time (more like a preteen, actually) I immediately dialed the number. I remember saying to myself,
On the other end, I heard screaming. I could barely make it out, but it said,
The man gave me the address. I had my idiot dad drive me there. He was also a naive preteen. My dad was like,
It was dark inside. But it was also dark outside. And it was dark inside. I heard giggling. I pulled my AK and was like,
But then another Spongebob man appeared. He knocked me out with his Fist of Evil. When I awoke, I was in a cage. The same cage I am in now. I must warn you: Spongebob is still out there. He will kill. Be ready for him killing you. He will do it I was there when he brought another dude down here and he killed him.
Okay nvm. I became a zombie and killed all of the Evil Spongebobs. You
'''1/26/14'''
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