SpongeBob Is Real: Difference between revisions
m
Reverted edit by Binklebike (talk) to last revision by TrollpastaBot
Binklebike (talk | contribs) No edit summary Tags: Reverted Visual edit |
Thermometer (talk | contribs) m (Reverted edit by Binklebike (talk) to last revision by TrollpastaBot) Tag: Rollback |
||
Line 11:
The man gave me the address. I had my idiot dad drive me there. He was also a naive preteen. My dad was like, "Hey, if he tries to harass you or something, take my AK." He handed me the machine gun. I was like, "Oh holy cow it's a machine gun my friends will bow to me." But first, I went into the old creepy shack that the address addressed.
It was dark inside. But it was also dark outside. And it was dark inside. I heard giggling. I pulled my AK and was like, "
But then another Spongebob man appeared. He knocked me out with his Fist of Evil. When I awoke, I was in a cage. The same cage I am in now. I must warn you: Spongebob is still out there. He will kill. Be ready for him killing you. He will do it I was there when he brought another dude down here and he killed him. He's going to kill me now. I will send this message to a blog I guess. Okay I'm dead now. x_x
|