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Hello. This document was written by yours truly while in a rusty cage. The reason I am writing this is because I need to warn the world. The universe must
A few hours ago, I was in my kitchen, fixing myself a nice meal. An episode of Spongebob came on. It was just a normal episode. Spongebob annoys Squidward, Spongebob fixes Krabby Patties for customers at the Krusty Krab. But then something peculiar came on.
The screen went static for a moment, and a man in a Spongebob costume came on. The video was grainy and looked like a local program. The man in the Spongebob costume said, "Hello, children! If you really want to see Spongebob in real life, call this number!" The phone number appeared on screen in Times New Roman font. I still remember it.
Being a naive child at the time (more like a preteen, actually) I immediately dialed the number. I remember saying to myself, "Oh my god. Spongebob is real. Oh my god so blow my mind open into pieces." The phone rang. But only after two seconds had passed did the phone pick up. The voice on the other end was deep and raspy. It said, "Hello, little boy. Do you want to meet Spongebob?" I screamed, "OH MY GOD YES PLEASE NOW PLEASE."
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