SpongeBob SquarePants vs. Joe Biden: Difference between revisions

SpongeBob, upgrading from his shotgun to a bazooka, was drifting along the vast wasteland of America, chasing Biden with his even more power tools to eliminate SpongeBob. SpongeBob poked his body out the window and shot power and explosive bullets at the helicopter, some shots managed to hit the helicopter, while a majority missed and instead bombed small villages or big cities. Joe Biden then unleashed his most vicious and immaculate bomb, a absolute beast of a nuke, a nuke so massive, it can wipe out half of the states and can wipe out the animal and human population to a crawling thousand still alive. SpongeBob was shocked at the nuke, so instead of shooting at it like a brainless dumbass, he drove further to the helicopter, opened a grenade and threw it upwards at the helicopter, the grenade managed to destroy the engine inside the helicopter and it started to decline in the air, once colliding to the surface, it was knocked out and was destroyed and all of the life in it was no longer their. Joe Biden crawled out of the damage and SpongeBob pointed a glock straight up a Biden's forehead. This segment took forever to pass, as the camera quickly panned from SpongeBob, to Biden, then in a quirky and wacky twist, Biden knocked the glock out of his hands and now the scene was swapped, SpongeBob frantically grabbed a piece from the mangled helicopter and used it as a shield while Joe Biden was shooting clips at him. SpongeBob picked up a crowbar and threw down the shield and use it wipe out Joe Biden. Biden threw onto the floor and arose back up and this time had a minigun, out of nowhere, he shot rapid-fire like crazy and the small yet gut killing bullets managed to go through the hallow holes of Bob. They continued their gore fight into Africa, then SpongeBob used the nuke on Biden. Biden shouted at SpongeBob on not using the nuke, saying that once lobbed, the whole world can be at stakes, SpongeBob said lick my big fat dick you son of bitch and plowed the nuke square on Biden's fat head, the nuke erupted and in no time, Africa, Ethiopia, Russia, the United Kingdom, NigerNigeria and Mexico were in dust after the nuke was used. Even though the blast was very impactful, SpongeBob walked out of the burning ingulfing flames in gangsta style, jumped in the lamborgini and drove back home to Bikini Bottom. While driving back, SpongeBob accidentally drove off a cliff and died subsequently, the episode blacked and the credits soon began.