SpongeBob Squarepants: The Banned episode: Difference between revisions

I used to like SpongeBob SquarepantsSquarePants. It was my favourite show. But, after I saw this episode, I swore that I'll never look at it the same way.

It was a rainy day. I was watching the show, when, all of a sudden, I heard Perch Perkins scream: "If you want, you can watch this forgotten episode of SpongeBob SquarepantsSquarePants!". I was shocked. He was breaking the fourth wall! And talking directly at me! After ten seconds of awkward silence, the episode began. It was entitled: Blowing the Job. I thought that this was a funny sex joke by the creators. I was wrong.

I was shell shocked (pun intended). The next scene started, and both were kissing. Intensely. It didn't last long until SpongeBob took down Squidward's pants, just to reveal his 6.342 inch cock. The sponge started to suck his dick and the squid was pounding his ass at the same time ( with his hands, bruh). They were sweating intensely and fucking. I was disturbed. Even if they could've shown them in a relationship, they would never show them having sex. This is a Nick show! I have no problems against gay sex, since I like it, but it shouldn't be allowed on Nickelodeon.

They continued to fuck, until SpongeBob and Squidward came onto eachother. They were exhausted. All of a sudden, SpongebobSpongeBob killed Squidward, by suffocating him. Then, out of nowhere, the scene turned to static. I was wondering what could've interrupted the show: maybe nick, maybe someone else. The static turned into a black screen. I didn't close the TV. SpongeBob appeared and looked at me. He said: "You know what you did.". I was confused. What does this all mean? I suddenly realised he was talking to me, but to Squidward. Then, I looked at a mirror and almost had a heart attack: I looked like Squidward. He stated: "You can't escape your fate. I've been watching you for quite some time and i have come to the conclusion that you must replace him. You are so hot, Michael." His hand reached for me, grabbing my cock in the process. He pulled me in the TV. He started sucking me! He continued to torture me BDSM style. I couldn't stop nutting. Then, he killed me.