SpongeBob Squarepants: The Banned episode

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I used to like SpongeBob SquarePants. It was my favourite show. But, after I saw this episode, I swore that I'll never look at it the same way.

It was a rainy day. I was watching the show, when, all of a sudden, I heard Perch Perkins scream: "If you want, you can watch this forgotten episode of SpongeBob SquarePants!". I was shocked. He was breaking the fourth wall! And talking directly at me! After ten seconds of awkward silence, the episode began. It was entitled: Blowing the Job. I thought that this was a funny sex joke by the creators. I was wrong.

The episode started with Squidward and SpongeBob working at the Krusty Coochie.

Near the closing our of the restaurant, the sponge asked the other: "So, do you have anything left to do today, Squidward?". "Yes, I want to relax in my house and I don't want you to interrupt my relaxation." SpongeBob was a bit sad, since he thought that he could've stayed at his house, just to be together with him for a little longer. He really loved the cephalopod. Everything about him fascinated the yellow fellow. He wanted to tell him how he felt about him. But, he couldn't. I was shocked: how could the creators ship the two together? Was it always cannon? Anyway, after Mister Krabs closed the restaurant, the sponge went to the squid and said: "You know, I always wanted to tell you this: do you like me?". Squidward was flabbergasted. He didn't know how to respond. He did have feelings for the yellow guy, he just couldn't express them. Until now.

They both confessed their love be for eachother.

I was shell shocked (pun intended). The next scene started, and both were kissing. Intensely. It didn't last long until SpongeBob took down Squidward's pants, just to reveal his 6.342 inch cock. The sponge started to suck his dick and the squid was pounding his ass at the same time (with his hands, bruh). They were sweating intensely and fucking. I was disturbed. Even if they could've shown them in a relationship, they would never show them having sex. This is a Nick show! I have no problems against gay sex, since I like it, but it shouldn't be allowed on Nickelodeon.

They continued to fuck, until SpongeBob and Squidward came onto eachother. They were exhausted. All of a sudden, SpongeBob killed Squidward, by suffocating him. Then, out of nowhere, the scene turned to static. I was wondering what could've interrupted the show: maybe nick, maybe someone else. The static turned into a black screen. I didn't close the TV. SpongeBob appeared and looked at me. He said: "You know what you did.". I was confused. What does this all mean? I suddenly realised he was talking to me, but to Squidward. Then, I looked at a mirror and almost had a heart attack: I looked like Squidward. He stated: "You can't escape your fate. I've been watching you for quite some time and i have come to the conclusion that you must replace him. You are so hot, Michael." His hand reached for me, grabbing my cock in the process. He pulled me in the TV. He started sucking me! He continued to torture me BDSM style. I couldn't stop nutting. Then, he killed me.

I'm currently writing this story inside hell (I've been a bad boy). Do not watch this banned episode!!!!!

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