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It was another day in Bikini Bottom, and SpongeBob was trying to get his license for the 420th time. SpongeBob strolled up to the boating school house and knocked on the door. Ms. Puff answered, "Is this the feds? Because I don't have cocaine on me today." "No Ms. Puff. It's me SpongeBob." "Oh mother fucker," Ms. Puff exclaimed. "Alright, come in come in," she said in a droll voice. "Okay Ms. Puff I know I will pass this time for sure, because I watched my lucky *ahem!* video.. last night." "Yeah whatever, let's just get this over with. Oh SpongeBob, before we go I need to do something can you turn around for a minute?" Suddenly, SpongeBob heard a loud sniffing noise. SpongeBob turned around and asked if she was alright. When he turned around he saw Ms. Puff tie a rubber band around her arm and inject a shit load of heroin in to her blood stream. "Hoo yea let's do this mother fucking shit SpongeTits," Ms. Puff yelled in a drug induced fit. Soon they both headed out to the boat and SpongeBob was going to drive. "Okay SpongeBoob," said Ms. Puff, "What's the first thing you want to do before driving a boat?" "Put on your seat belt," SpongeBob said confidently. "Wrong," yelled Ms. Puff. "You always snort some cocaine." Ms. Puff then pulled out a straw and snorted another line. Her nose began to bleed. "Come on SpongeBitch, let's get started. Back this bitch out right this fuckin second. Let's go Spongy on the open road." "But Ms. Puff I'm not ready for this kind of thing." Ms. Puff then pulled out a gun and aimed it right at Sponge Bob's head. "Drive bitch drive!" Ms. Puff yelled. SpongeBob floored it running over and killing several people.

 

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