Spongebob Sqaurepants: Assassination for hire!: Difference between revisions

It looked like a normal episode, but the intro was in black and white. And the sounds were low pitched, as if satan himself possessed it. The titlecard said: “assassin"assassin for hire!”" Which was a weird title

It cut to the crusty crab, where mr craps was underpaiding Spongebob like usual. Spongebob was finished, however. He walked up to Krabs with his spatula. “Spongeboy"Spongeboy me boy, what are you doing? Get back to work!”" Mr Krabs said. Spongebob stabbed Mr Krabs with his spatula.

Spongebob turned the oven back on, and it exploded, killing all the fish. Spongebob and Squidward went flying. Squidward landed in his house, and Spongebob landed on Patricks rock. Patrick opened his rock. “Hello"Hello, Robert.”" Patrick said. “Patrick"Patrick, since when were you this sophisticated?”" Spongebob asked. “Well"Well, I am running for president. So i have learned to becom smart.”" Patrick adjusted his sunglasses.

“Well"Well, you can’tcan't use sunglasses!”" Spongebob took off Patricks sunglasses. “Just"Just, do good, OK?”" Spongebob asked him. Pstrick saluted, and flew off because he can fly i guess. I don’tdon't know.

Suddenly, Squidward approached Spongebob. “Wow"Wow, bobegnopS.”" Squidward said, saying Spongebob backwards, which was bery weird. “You"You killed Mr Krabs. That was cool. I’veI've ben looking for an assasin, and yiu are just the one. I will plsy you bigger moniy than fry cooking. Spongebob agreed.

“OK"OK, Spongebob. You must kill plantkon and parickt.”" Squidword assigned Spongebob. Spongebob went to the chum bucket with a sniper rifle, where Patrick was giving his speech. Lankpton was in the back, smiling maniacally.

Spongebob went to the back, and whacked Plankton with the rifle, crushing him. But it wasn’twasn't a normal green splatter. There was hyper realistic blood.

“And"And if you elect me to be president,”" Patrick spoke. “I"I will eat food.”" Everyone cheered. Spongebobs hand twitched on the trigger. I was on the edge of my seat. Eventually, Spongebob pulled the trigger. Patrick fell over, dead. Everyoje puked. Spongebob was so mad st himself, but he was mor mad st Squeiwaed.

“Spongebob"Spongebob, this isn’tisn't like you!”" Squidward yelled. “You"You made me kill my best friend! This is all your fault!”" Spongebob yelled. Spongebob took a knife, and sliced it at Squidward, slitting his throat. Blood poured. Squidward tried to stop the bleeding, but knew he’dhe'd die. With one final burst of life, Squidward swung the axe at Spongebob, beheading him. Squidward smiled, before turning completely pale. He chuckled. “Guess"Guess I shouldn’tshouldn't have done that..”" Squidward wheezed, before falling over, dead. Blood poured, combining with Spongebobs blood. The blood slowly made a heart, before the heart broke. It made me shit myself.

I couldn’tcouldn't believe it. I was so scared, and I blamed the gas station. I went back to the gas station, with a knife. I stabbed one of those gas dispeners, and it exploded.