Spongebob Sqaurepants: Assassination for hire!

I was a very big fan of Spongebob Squarepants. I even made a cult in 2nd grade that ended up going rouge and killing my teacher Mrs Pantcrap. Thats how much I loved spongebob. But now? Spongebob appears in my wet nightmares.

How I found this episode

One time I was in a gas station because I needed to take a piss. Suddenly I found a spongebob DVD. I was so intrigued because I was a very big fan of Spongebob Squarepants. I even made a cult in 2nd grade that ended up going rouge and killing my teacher Mrs Pantcrap. Thats how much I loved spongebob. i checked out the DVD because I was a very big fan of Spongebob Squarepants. I even made a cult in 2nd grade that ended up going rouge and killing my teacher Mrs Pantcrap. Thats how much I loved spongebob.

After i took a piss, i was walking home so I could watch SpongeBob. But, while I was watching, this old, sweaty, wrinkly, saggy old man appeared in front of me. He said I should eat the DVD because it is so evil. But I told him to shut up. The old man got so sad, he started screaming and crying and shitting himself. He ran in circleds, before running into the highway. He got ran over by a cop truck, and it made me cringe

I kept on walking home, but then a bear appeared. The bear tried to eat my fucking penis. I told the bear to die. The bear got so sad, he started screaming and crying and shitting himself. It ran into a woodchipper and became a bloody mess. It made me pee pee poo poo. I got so sad, I started screaming and crying and shitting myself. I ran in circles and got hit by a chair, and the chair launched me to my garage, and it made me break my eye

The Episode

It looked like a normal episode, but the intro was in black and white. And the sounds were low pitched, as if satan himself possessed it. The titlecard said: "assassin for hire!" Which was a weird title

It cut to the crusty crab, where mr craps was underpaiding Spongebob like usual. Spongebob was finished, however. He walked up to Krabs with his spatula. "Spongeboy me boy, what are you doing? Get back to work!" Mr Krabs said. Spongebob stabbed Mr Krabs with his spatula.

Mr Krabs stumbled back, screaming. The blood was hyper realistic, and it scared me so hard. Every customer stopped eating to stop and stare. Mr Krabs had fallen to the ground, desperately fumbling to get the spatula out. Spongebob re-entered the kitchen. Fred the fish tried to call the police. Rookie mistake.

Spongebob turned the oven back on, and it exploded, killing all the fish. Spongebob and Squidward went flying. Squidward landed in his house, and Spongebob landed on Patricks rock. Patrick opened his rock. "Hello, Robert." Patrick said. "Patrick, since when were you this sophisticated?" Spongebob asked. "Well, I am running for president. So i have learned to becom smart." Patrick adjusted his sunglasses.

"Well, you can't use sunglasses!" Spongebob took off Patricks sunglasses. "Just, do good, OK?" Spongebob asked him. Pstrick saluted, and flew off because he can fly i guess. I don't know.

Suddenly, Squidward approached Spongebob. "Wow, bobegnopS." Squidward said, saying Spongebob backwards, which was bery weird. "You killed Mr Krabs. That was cool. I've ben looking for an assasin, and yiu are just the one. I will plsy you bigger moniy than fry cooking. Spongebob agreed.

"OK, Spongebob. You must kill plantkon and parickt." Squidword assigned Spongebob. Spongebob went to the chum bucket with a sniper rifle, where Patrick was giving his speech. Lankpton was in the back, smiling maniacally.

Spongebob went to the back, and whacked Plankton with the rifle, crushing him. But it wasn't a normal green splatter. There was hyper realistic blood.

Spongebob set his rifle up and waited until Patrick let his guard down.

"And if you elect me to be president," Patrick spoke. "I will eat food." Everyone cheered. Spongebobs hand twitched on the trigger. I was on the edge of my seat. Eventually, Spongebob pulled the trigger. Patrick fell over, dead. Everyoje puked. Spongebob was so mad st himself, but he was mor mad st Squeiwaed.

Spongebob knocked on squidwards door. Ward opened it. "Good job, heres your money-" spongebob cut off squidwards arm before he could finish. Squidward screamed and ran. Spongebob chased him.

As Squidward ran down the hall, he managed to grab an axe. Spongebob came to a stop, concered.

"Spongebob, this isn't like you!" Squidward yelled. "You made me kill my best friend! This is all your fault!" Spongebob yelled. Spongebob took a knife, and sliced it at Squidward, slitting his throat. Blood poured. Squidward tried to stop the bleeding, but knew he'd die. With one final burst of life, Squidward swung the axe at Spongebob, beheading him. Squidward smiled, before turning completely pale. He chuckled. "Guess I shouldn't have done that.." Squidward wheezed, before falling over, dead. Blood poured, combining with Spongebobs blood. The blood slowly made a heart, before the heart broke. It made me shit myself.

The Aftermath

I couldn't believe it. I was so scared, and I blamed the gas station. I went back to the gas station, with a knife. I stabbed one of those gas dispeners, and it exploded.

I am fucking dead.

Good night.

Gallery

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  Mr Krabs being murdered

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  Spongebob aiming his rifle at Patrick.

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  Spongebob chases Squidward

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  Spongebobs final moments

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