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I was a very big fan of Spongebob Squarepants. I even made a cult in 2nd grade that ended up going rouge and killing my teacher Mrs Pantcrap. Thats how much I loved spongebob. But now? Spongebob appears in my wet nightmares.
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==How I found this episode==
One time I was in a gas station because I needed to take a piss. Suddenly I found a spongebob DVD. I was so intrigued because I was a very big fan of Spongebob Squarepants. I even made a cult in 2nd grade that ended up going rouge and killing my teacher Mrs Pantcrap. Thats how much I loved spongebob. i checked out the DVD because I was a very big fan of Spongebob Squarepants. I even made a cult in 2nd grade that ended up going rouge and killing my teacher Mrs Pantcrap. Thats how much I loved spongebob.
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==The Episode==
It looked like a normal episode, but the intro was in black and white. And the sounds were low pitched, as if satan himself possessed it. The titlecard said:
It cut to the crusty crab, where mr craps was underpaiding Spongebob like usual. Spongebob was finished, however. He walked up to Krabs with his spatula.
[[File:MrKrabsImpaled.jpg|thumb|alt=Mr Krabs death|Mr Krabs being murdered]]▼
Mr Krabs stumbled back, screaming. The blood was hyper realistic, and it scared me so hard. Every customer stopped eating to stop and stare. Mr Krabs had fallen to the ground, desperately fumbling to get the spatula out. Spongebob re-entered the kitchen. Fred the fish tried to call the police. Rookie mistake.
Spongebob turned the oven back on, and it exploded, killing all the fish. Spongebob and Squidward went flying. Squidward landed in his house, and Spongebob landed on Patricks rock. Patrick opened his rock.
Suddenly, Squidward approached Spongebob.
Spongebob went to the back, and whacked Plankton with the rifle, crushing him. But it
[[File:PatrickSniped.jpg|thumb|left|alt=Patrick about to get sniped.|Spongebob aiming his rifle at Patrick.]]▼
Spongebob set his rifle up and waited until Patrick let his guard down.
Spongebob knocked on squidwards door. Ward opened it.
▲Spongebob knocked on squidwards door. Ward opened it. “Good job, heres your money-“ spongebob cut off squidwards arm before he could finish. Squidward screamed and ran. Spongebob chased him.
[[File:Squidwardgetschased.jpg|thumb|middle|alt=(Non)badass chase scene|Spongebob chases Squidward]]▼
As Squidward ran down the hall, he managed to grab an axe. Spongebob came to a stop, concered.
[[File:Spongebobgettingbeheaded.jpg|thumb|alt=Spongebob FUCKING DIES LOL L+RATIO|Spongebobs final moments]]▼
==The Aftermath==
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I am fucking dead.
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Good night.
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