Spongebob Sqaurepants: Assassination for hire!: Difference between revisions

I was a very big fan of Spongebob Squarepants. I even made a cult in 2nd grade that ended up going rouge and killing my teacher Mrs Pantcrap. Thats how much I loved spongebob. But now? Spongebob appears in my wet nightmares.

==How I found this episode==

One time I was in a gas station because I needed to take a piss. Suddenly I found a spongebob DVD. I was so intrigued because I was a very big fan of Spongebob Squarepants. I even made a cult in 2nd grade that ended up going rouge and killing my teacher Mrs Pantcrap. Thats how much I loved spongebob. i checked out the DVD because I was a very big fan of Spongebob Squarepants. I even made a cult in 2nd grade that ended up going rouge and killing my teacher Mrs Pantcrap. Thats how much I loved spongebob.

 

It cut to the crusty crab, where mr craps was underpaiding Spongebob like usual. Spongebob was finished, however. He walked up to Krabs with his spatula. “Spongeboy me boy, what are you doing? Get back to work!” Mr Krabs said. Spongebob stabbed Mr Krabs with his spatula.

 

Mr Krabs stumbled back, screaming. The blood was hyper realistic, and it scared me so hard. Every customer stopped eating to stop and stare. Mr Krabs had fallen to the ground, desperately fumbling to get the spatula out. Spongebob re-entered the kitchen. Fred the fish tried to call the police. Rookie mistake.

 

Spongebob went to the back, and whacked Plankton with the rifle, crushing him. But it wasn’t a normal green splatter. There was hyper realistic blood.

 

Spongebob set his rifle up and waited until Patrick let his guard down.

 

Spongebob knocked on squidwards door. Ward opened it. “Good job, heres your money-“ spongebob cut off squidwards arm before he could finish. Squidward screamed and ran. Spongebob chased him.

As Squidward ran down the hall, he managed to grab an axe. Spongebob came to a stop, concered.

 

“Spongebob, this isn’t like you!” Squidward yelled. “You made me kill my best friend! This is all your fault!” Spongebob yelled. Spongebob took a knife, and sliced it at Squidward, slitting his throat. Blood poured. Squidward tried to stop the bleeding, but knew he’d die. With one final burst of life, Squidward swung the axe at Spongebob, beheading him. Squidward smiled, before turning completely pale. He chuckled. “Guess I shouldn’t have done that..” Squidward wheezed, before falling over, dead. Blood poured, combining with Spongebobs blood. The blood slowly made a heart, before the heart broke. It made me shit myself.

 

==The Aftermath==

Good night.

 

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