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I breath a deep sigh and fall out of my bed, bending my toe beyond its capabilities and tearing multiple tendons in the process, I shriek in pain as though someone is pulling me inside out through my anus and stumble backwards, bumping into Gary who shoots out the razor that was stuck in his throat, which gets stuck inside of my ass, I pull it out and it shoots across the room, bouncing off of various objects until it comes for my penis, slicing it off in the process. Hyper realistic blood is shooting across the walls like gunfire on Omaha Beach. I fear that I may bleed to death..
I breath a deep sigh and fall out of my bed, bending my toe beyond its capabilities and tearing multiple tendons in the process, I shriek in pain as though someone is pulling me inside out through my anus and stumble backwards, bumping into Gary who shoots out the razor that was stuck in his throat, which gets stuck inside of my ass, I pull it out and it shoots across the room, bouncing off of various objects until it comes for my penis, slicing it off in the process. Hyper realistic blood is shooting across the walls like gunfire on Omaha Beach. I fear that I may bleed to death..


and then I shit myself.
And then I shit myself.


It wasn't mild either, it came flooding out, tearing my asscheeks apart and making it seem like I have an ass boner.
It wasn't mild either, it came flooding out, tearing my asscheeks apart and making it seem like I have an ass boner.
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"في الجحيم، ليس هناك راحة.
"في الجحيم، ليس هناك راحة.




الرؤية، والسمع، والانتقال، تجتاح، والشعور.
الرؤية، والسمع، والانتقال، تجتاح، والشعور.




الهروب."
الهروب."
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