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God, it's hard to find a good place to start...

 

 

I figured he must have been high again. I turned on my computer and put the disc in.

 

==No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!==

The stage was called "Teacher, Teacher..." and Tails was shown in Green Hill Zone. Sonic stood in front of him with a blackboard. It paused for 1,567,689 seconds. Then Tails started crying for some reason. He seemed to try to reach out to Sonic with this loving expression on his face. I felt so scared for him, so I yelled at the computer for him to run! But Sonic continued to sit at the blackboard. Soon, he started to scratch at it, making a non-16 bit noise. Then Tails' head went BOOM! I saw his organs spew every where and a glob of blood hit the screen. It dripped off and a I heard a scream. It showed what was written on the blackboard. It said:

 

 

It returned to the menu select screen. Tails' TV file thing was... NO! Tails' fur was black and he was all bloody! I pressed on Knuckles, 'cause, ya know. Curiosity got me too.

I went to go play some more. This time I could only play with Eggman. He too, was being taught by Sonic. The floor was checkered and the walls were purple with torches and blood was everywhere and more blood too. Eggman kept shouting "GET A LOAD OF THIIIS!" Sonic just sat by his board, smiling this devilish grin. Like this, see:

 

 

Then Sonic pulled off his mustache and strangled Robotnik with it. The screen went dark and the text on the board read "Do it right, TOAM!... Ready for round 2?"

 

==Play time is OVEEEER!==

 

- Toam

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