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I'm sure that any of you out there with a childhood would have heard of Spyro. You know, the little purple dragon from the video games that has become a product of nostalgia for anyone with an actual childhood and the unofficial icon for PlayStation. Yeah, believe it or not, Spyro was once a PlayStation exclusive. Then of course, Nintendo happened
Explanations aside, let's get to the actual point.
You know how the first three Spyro games (the good ones) were made by
You see, I was an intern at Aperture Science. It was a normal work day there until a workbuddy of mine approached me, gave me a random disk and left.
When I got home, I looked at the disk and saw that it was a Spyro game, but not one I've played before. Given that it was for
The game seemed normal until
Oh God no
It wasn't the original Spyro. It was the Skylanders Spyro.
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And then a skeleton popped out as some kind of cheap jumpscare and the game cut to a scene of Skylanders Spyro devouring original Spyro's corpse.
Oh hell no
I took the disk outside, placed it on my driveway, right behind my car, got in my car, started it, went into reverse and ran it over.
I threw out the remains of the disk and suicided.
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