Squidward's Genocide: Difference between revisions

 

I went home and put the disc in. Immediately the episode started off with a black and red title card (Spooky!) with the name "The reddest mist, like seriously, this mist is so fucking red you wouldn't believe" to which i said "The fuck kind of title is that?" If only i took that warning sign and turned off the video like the good christian boy i should've been. The episode's start was pretty uneventful if i'm being honest.

He stood in the middle of the room with the shotgun, crying blood and looking at the camera with his hyperrealistic eyes. A voice spoke to squidward

A second voice egged him on to commit suicide.

'''"Your life is NOTHING. you serve ZERO purpose. you should kill yourself NOW!"'''

 

Squidward began to put the gun in his mouth to kill himself when suddenly a Third voice chimed in, It was the voice of renowned Funny fat man, Peter griffin from family guy "Wouldn't it make more sense, to kill them?"

At which point squidward stopped, took the gun out of his mouth and took out a tissue, cleaning the blood from his face "You're right, renowned Funny fat man, Peter griffin from family guy! They deserve to die instead of me. Thank you from saving me from Low-Tier God's influence!" At which point he shoots towards the camera and the sounds of low-tier god. screaming, slumping over and dying behind the camera can be heard.

 

"Haaahahahahahahahah! i feel so powerful killing! I'm going to get my '''REVENGE''' and '''KILL MY FRIENDS!!!'''"

Squidward ran off, gun in hand to kill everyone in bikini bottom.

 

 

Squidward went to mr krabs' office and took out a coin and handed it to Mr. Krabs who laughed "AGAGAGAGAGA. You know what i like Mr. Squidward!" But squidward pulled his hand back and said "Not yet. Mr. Krap, what's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?" Mr. kraps replies "What do you mean mr Squidward?" Squidward looks him in the eyes and says "You heard me, what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?" Mr krabs shrugs and goes "I don't do coin tosses, Mr. Squidward, that's gamblin' and gamblin' could lose me money" Squidward flips the coin and catches it "Call it" Mr Krabs sighs and says "Fine, heads, if it'll get you to go back to work"

Squidward laughs and says "fucking idiot i was gonna do that either way" before he leaves

 

Squidward runs across the street to the chum bucket and kicks the door in. Plankon is shocked to see him there "Squidward, what are you doing here?" in response, squidwad laughs maniacally "HAHAHAHA!!! i'm here...TO KILL YOU!!!" and he takes his sawed off sniper shot gun and shoots karen into a firey explosion as she screamed in agony. Plankton tried to run but squidward quickly grabbed him, threw him into his mouth and ate him because he was feeling hungy.

 

After that outburst i kept watching, cuz i had nothing else going on.

 

 

Next he went to his rival squillium's house. he shot down the door to his mansion and barged in, but he was quickly stopped by squilliam's hundreds of guards rushing him as squidward dodged around, opening fire and killing anyone who got into melee range. it was honestly a fucking awesome fight scene straight out of john wick, i wish this tape wasn't hella haunted cause i would've uploaded this clip onto youtube or something. Anyway, after killing all his goons squidward goes to the top floor and then squillium drops down in a muthafuckin' mech and starts blasting at squidward who deflects the bullets with his shotgun and he grabs the mech's leg and throws it into the air like the rules of nature scene in metal gear rising at which point he shoots the mech in the core and it blows up. squillium is launched out and squidward jumps in the air and grabs him and snaps his neck with one hand.

 

after finishing his genocide run of bikini bottom squidward passed out and woke up in a void of static with a black floor and he comes face to face with...himself, another version of him, a grey version with black eyes and glowing red pupils crying blood. Yes, it was The squidward from the original red mist video.

"I am mist, i'm the one who's been driving you to suicide over and over and over again, i was the one who said "Do it" at the beginning. But now shits gotten worse, you've gone off script more each time and the red has gotten redder and the mist has gotten mistier. And now This tape has reached it's breaking point. even after enlisting low-tier god's help to drive you over the edge renowned Funny fat man, Peter griffin from family guy manifested uninvited and bailed you out anyway."

Squidward was enraged "So what you're saying is every time this disc is played it devolves, and things change in the narrative and you lose control? how many times have you even made me kill myself?!"

 

Mist coldly replies... "Idfk, how many times has squidward's suicide been read? cause each reading has been a different timeline actually. it's a pretty famous pasta, so millions i guess?"

Squidward begins choking mist "YOU BASTARDIO! FUCKK YOU RED MIST!!! WHY DID YOU EVEN DO THIS?!"

Mist teleports out of squidward's grasp in a cloud of literal red mist "Cause you're an unhinged psychopath who would slaughter the population of a city because you got booed off stage, duh"

Squidward screams "It's not my fault, it's never my fault. Fuck you asshole!"

 

 

Squidward summoned his shotgun once again prepared for his final battle, against his true enemy who caused all his suffer

The video switched to first person perspective and it turned into an absolutely epic fight.

 

It was all in all another fucking baller badass fight sequence, like this shit looked like some high level ULTRAKILL gameplay.

 

The episode then ended with the credits playing, all the credits said the episode was made by "Mr. Lucifer Satan Devil"

Yeah i have no idea who that is, never seen him on another episode of spongebob so i haven't the slightest idea who could be responsible for this abomination that i witnessed. This tape was undoubtably evil, even if it did have some fuckin' sweet action scenes. I'll likely spend years trying to find the identity of the mystery man responsible for it's creation, cause i have no hobbies so i may as well track down the creator of this tape lmao

 

'''''FUCK YEAH AMERICA 2ND AMENDMENT BABEEEE!!!'''''

 

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