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I went home and put the disc in. Immediately the episode started off with a black and red title card (Spooky!) with the name "The reddest mist, like seriously, this mist is so fucking red you wouldn't believe" to which i said "The fuck kind of title is that?" If only i took that warning sign and turned off the video like the good christian boy i should've been. The episode's start was pretty uneventful if i'm being honest.
 
Squidward was doing a concert, he got booed on stage by everyone including spongebob and patrick (About fucking time they were honest with him on his music), then he went home all depressed and spooky footage played of like, dead kidspeople or something, Idk i was struggling to stay awake at this point, extremely mid episode so far.
Squidward went to his room, kicked open the closet door and pulled out a sawed off shot gun and said "Wweeelp, looks like it's plan B time: Fucking dying" as he began to cry blood very realistically.
 
Squidward went to his room, kicked open the closet door and pulled out a sawed off shot gun and said "Wweeelp, looks like it's plan B time: Fucking dying" as he began to cry blood very realistically.
He stood in the middle of the room with the shotgun, crying blood and looking at the camera with his hyperrealistic eyes. A voice spoke to squidward
 
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"Haaahahahahahahahah! i feel so powerful killing! I'm going to get my '''REVENGE''' and '''KILL MY FRIENDS!!!'''"
 
Squidward ran off, gun in hand to kill everyone in bikini bottom.
 
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Squidward went to mr krabs' office and took out a coin and handed it to Mr. Krabs who laughed "AGAGAGAGAGA. You know what i like Mr. Squidward!" But squidward pulled his hand back and said "Not yet. Mr. Krap, what's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?" Mr. kraps replies "What do you mean mr Squidward?" Squidward looks him in the eyes and says "You heard me, what's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?" Mr krabs shrugs and goes "I don't do coin tosses, Mr. Squidward, that's gamblin' and gamblin' could lose me money" Squidward flips the coin and catches it "Call it" Mr Krabs sighs and says "Fine, heads, if it'll get you to go back to work"
 
Squidward reveals it to be tails and he looks up at mr. krabs before grinning and pointing the shotgun at mr krap who screams before squidward quickly preforms a Mozambique drill on him. his hyper-realistic blood covers the walls
 
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after finishing his genocide run of bikini bottom squidward passed out and woke up in a void of static with a black floor and he comes face to face with...himself, another version of him, a grey version with black eyes and glowing red pupils crying blood. Yes, it was The squidward from the original red mist video.
 
they stared at each other for a few moments before the grey squidward said "What the fuck was that?!" to which the original replied "I got revenge, and who the hell are you anyway"
"I am mist, i'm the one who's been driving you to suicide over and over and over again, i was the one who said "Do it" at the beginning. But now shits gotten worse, you've gone off script more each time and the red has gotten redder and the mist has gotten mistier. And now This tape has reached it's breaking point. even after enlisting low-tier god's help to drive you over the edge renowned Funny fat man, Peter griffin from family guy manifested uninvited and bailed you out anyway."
 
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The video switched to first person perspective and it turned into an absolutely epic fight.
 
Red Mist was shooting red and black energy blasts, teleporting around, creating giant phantom shotguns to blast squidward, shooting red tear lasers from his eyes. In response Squidward was jumping around off the static walls, deflecting attacks, using his gun's kickback to launch himself forward to melee red mist.
 
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...You know actually i should probably go shoot that evil old man since he's giving out evil tapes
 
{{note2|[[Squidward's Genocide 2: The Whoopassening Continues!|To be continued...]]}}
 
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