Squidward's Genocide 2: The Whoopassening Continues!: Difference between revisions
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"THIS IS THE SHOTGUN TO SHOOT THE HEAVENS" squidward fired infinite omnipotent shotgun shells that contained multiverses in each shell, all fired within a picosecond obliterinating the supreme judge across infinity and then squidward fucking ate his gavel gaining untold cosmic powers. |
"THIS IS THE SHOTGUN TO SHOOT THE HEAVENS" squidward fired infinite omnipotent shotgun shells that contained multiverses in each shell, all fired within a picosecond obliterinating the supreme judge across infinity and then squidward fucking ate his gavel gaining untold cosmic powers. |
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It hard cut to sonic.exe, terrified, crying and running for his life. he knew he was the last famous pasta and the was powerless to stop squidward, all he could do was run and hope he could escape with sonic's speed. |
It hard cut to sonic.exe, terrified, crying and running for his life. he knew he was the last famous pasta and the was powerless to stop squidward, all he could do was run and hope he could escape with sonic's speed. |
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but then he heard a voice, Squidward's terrible voice and his iconic hehh hehh hehh laugh he does in the show. |
but then he heard a voice, Squidward's terrible voice and his iconic hehh hehh hehh laugh he does in the show. |
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"YOU. YOU THERE HEDGEHOG. QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND. DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE? HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME '''''WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?''''' |
"YOU. YOU THERE HEDGEHOG. QUIT ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND. DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE? HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME '''''WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?''''' |
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Squidward shot sonic.exe in the face countless times with his new golden god shotgun, instantly killing him. |
Squidward shot sonic.exe in the face countless times with his new fully automatic sniper golden omni god sawed-off shotgun, instantly killing him. |
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He stared at the camera and said "I conquered this verse, and now i am coming for you, the watcher! i will cast aside this 4th wall and kill you. See you soon in the 3rd tape!" |
He stared at the camera and said "I conquered this verse, and now i am coming for you, the watcher! i will cast aside this 4th wall and kill you. See you soon in the 3rd tape!" |
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then the screen cut to static |
then the screen cut to static |
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i at there in stunned silence. that was some of the most badass shit i've ever seen but i'm going to be killed by lord |
i at there in stunned silence. that was some of the most badass shit i've ever seen but i'm going to be killed by lord Squinglish soon. |
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At the time of writing this i am preparing for my up coming battle with god squidward but i do not like my chances. By the time you are reading this i will likely have been shot in the face by squidward tentacles |
At the time of writing this i am preparing for my up coming battle with god squidward but i do not like my chances. By the time you are reading this i will likely have been shot in the face by squidward tentacles |
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