Squidward's Insecticide
heyu guys im a harcore spongebob fan and this wired thing happed to meh last nite. i was awoken last night by a full bladder and went to go piss. wen I tried to fall back asleep i coulden't so i went and watched spongebob.
Da Episode!!!
I was amazed at how lucky i was to turen on da tv as soon as a episode of spongebob came on but what i saw was rather odd... the titel card said "Squidward's Insecticide" on it and it was written in HYPER REALISTIC BLOOOD!! I thought to myself "probably a minor glitch" and shruged it off. but what i saw next was more weirder! all the directors names were "LUCIFER" and were also written in HYPER REALISTIC BLOOOD!! finally the episod began. it began with squidwerd trying to kill a fly (yes, underwater) and he was struggeling. the fly
mocked him and he stared to laugh and told the fly "stay here for a second" he grabbed a can of insectecide and sprayed it. the fly fell on da floor and everything stopped then the camera zoomed into it AND THE FLY WAS SPONGEBOB :O the camera the zommed into squidward's face he had a scary grin and HYPER REALISTIC EYYEES
S!! it was so scary that i scramed and fainted. wen i waked up the episode was still playing but it was at the exact moment i fainted as if the episode "waited" 4 me to get up i contunied. Sqeuidward then put the insecticide in his! the screen went to black and then patrixxx appeared on the screen. I tried to turn off the tv but it wouldnt work Patrixxx was just inprinted into the tv he's still on it as a write this! the nek day i drowned in my own HYPER REALISTC BLOOD!! and HYPER REALISTICLY DIED!
Then a skeleton poped out. A skeleton poped out? Yes, the skeleton became the Pope.
oh yeh and i forgot to tell you now that you read this you will inevitably drown in my HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!! the end