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I was an intern at Nickelodeon. "Was" becuase...well, I kinda quit.
Now, you may ask "Why did you quit a job that could probably get you a lot of money??". Two reasons. One, it kinda sucked and the boss at that point in time was an a$$ (despite the fact that i have quit, i have already sold my soul to nick and cannot write swear words without censoring them in some way.), so of course I was happy when he died, and two...This strange godawful "fan episode".
Now sit down, shut up, grab your popcorn, and read my awful experience.
SpongeBob
I was looking through the internet (It was our lunch break), and then I eventually got this email from the assistant manager (much nicer than the boss) titled "COME QUICKLY". I decided to stop eating and go to her office. Upon opening the door, I calmly asked, "You wanted to see me, Mrs. Lodeon?" She looked at me and responded "Yes, please have a seat." I sat down in a chair. I was wondering what was going on and why she wanted to see me at this time. It was during this time I noticed that three other employees were coming in. One was an animator, one was another intern, and one was a writer. They sat down in the other three chairs. "So," Alyssa, the animator, said, "Why did you tell us to come here?"
Mrs. Lodeon pulled out a USB drive and plugged it into her computer. After a few seconds, she turned the screen around. It was on the File Explorer application, but it showed one file: "SquidwardOverdose.sb3". "You wouldn't have anything to do with this, would you?" It made sense that she thought we were responsible for the title, as we did joke around with the titles of episodes when looking at them before their release, changing it to things like "mr krabz take off ur clothes". The only problem with this theory: The file was an sb3.
Nipes, the writer, looked at it and said "We had nothing to do with this. You know that's an sb3, right?" Mrs. Lodeon looked at the file again and confirmed that we did not have anything to do with this. She explained that she got this USB from a child. He had just said "Spong fan!!" and then ran away after giving her the USB. She plugged it into her computer and opened the sb3.
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The episode began with the intro as usual, but it was very low quality, like it was turned into a gif and uploaded onto Scratch. For some reason the audio was low quality as well. After the intro, the title card came up. It read, in big red letters and the "Chiller" font, "SQUIDWARD'S OVERDOSE." The background contained multiple pills and krabby patties. It looked like an awful MS Paint drawing. The music playing was the Kevin MacLeod song "Come Play With Me". This was horrible already. After the title card disappeared, it cut to the Krusty Krab. The usual music as playing. It zoomed into the Krusty Krab and faded to Squidward working at the cash register. "Another day, another migraine..." He said. He pulled out a newspaper and began reading. Squidward was merely a bunch of different PNG renders of himself. Eventually, a PNG of Fred the Fish walked towards the register and said "One krabby patty please." Squidward responded "Go f### yourself." Fred punched Squidward in the foot. "I said, ONE. KRABBY. PATTY. NOW." Squidward, out of anger, pulled out what looked like the infamous Nasty Patty. "Here, take it!" He yelled as he shoved it down Fred's throat, sending him flying. He screamed "MY LEG!" before he disappeared.
Mr. Krabs then walked in, with a rage-filled look. He was also a PNG render. "MR. SQUIDWARD!" He screamed, "IS THAT HOW WE SHOULD BE TREATIN' OUR MONEY?!" Squidward gave Mr. Krabs the middle finger in response. It was very poorly edited. Almost everything was some kind of PNG. "I hate this job. I hate you, and I hate your entire family. Why do you even exist, Krabs?" Squidward said. Mr. Krabs then lost his sh#t. He grabbed Squidward by the neck and began strangling him. Squidward was choking. I could even see hyperrealistic blood coming out of his eyes. "Mr. Squidward, if you cannot clean up your act in one week, YOU'RE FIRED!" Mr. Krabs said. He let Squidward go. "Now get out of my restaurant!" Squidward walked outside and said "When I come back, you'll fear me, Krabs!" Spongebob came out of the kitchen and asked if Squidward was alright. Mr. Krabs told Spongebob to shut up. Spongebob then went back into the kitchen to make more krabby patties. It cut to Squidward in New Kelp City. The Kevin MacLeod song "Classic Horror 3" played. After two minutes of Squidward walking through NKC, the screen cut to black and the music stopped. This stayed for about 10 seconds. It then cut to Squidward near a random building, only it wasn't in
"Dear god, these pills are AMAZING!!" Squidward held up the pill. A short "hallelujah" sound started playing. It cut to black. White text appeared that said "One week later..." After five seconds, it cut to the Krusty Krab. The usual music was playing. Fred came back in. He once again asked for a krabby patty. "That will be $10." Squidward said. He looked happier than he usually did. Mr. Krabs came in and put his claw on Squidward's shoulder. "Mr. Squidward, you've been doing much better than you were a week ago! Keep this up, your happy additude is making me more money than ever!" He said. He then walked off. Squidward then started reading his newspaper. Soon, tons of fish PNGs were surrounding Squidward. The music started to lower in pitch. All of the fish were chanting the same thing until it became a madness mantra.
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"it's all their fault."
After 10 seconds, Squidward's face hyperrealistically melted. When it finished melting, it cut to black for 10 seconds. It then cut to Gary sleeping in
It proceeded to a montage of Squidward killing many residents of Bikini Bottom, like Patrick, Pearl, Mrs. Puff, etc. Soon it cut to Mr. Krabs in his office. He was counting his money. After ten seconds, Squidward broke down the door. "Hello, Eugene." He said. Mr. Krabs' smile turned into a look of fear. He hid all his money. "I'm not going to take your money," Squidward said. "I'm going to take something much more worthless." He then jumped at Krabs and pinned him to the floor. "SpongeBob will help, I'm sure of it!!" he said. Squidward then laughed. He then put both of his hands on Mr. Krabs' head and spoke.
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"Everyone is dead. Spongebob, Patrick, Mrs. Puff, Pearl...Everyone. They all made my life terrible, so I decided to fix it by ending their lives. Now you're the only one left. You never deserved your success. Goodbye, Eugene Krabs."
Static then showed for 20 seconds. After that, the screen cut to black. You could hear Mr. Krabs screaming for 2 seconds before Squidward snapped his neck. Then it showed Squidward on a black screen, still with those red eyes and black pupils. Slowed down music started to play (Months later Labls discovered that
"they all caused my suffering"
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None of us watched Spongebob for a month so we could avoid remembering that episode. That awful, terrible episode.
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