Squidward's Rampage: Difference between revisions

The title card appears with words colored in dark crimson red in a dark black background saying, "Squidward's Rampage". The episode begins with Squidward beinggetting deadtired afterof heEveryone's committed Suicideantics. He came alive Immediately after he committed Suicide. Squidward got up, saying in a demonic tone, "Why am I alivehere? That never happened to me before! No, it was the audience that told me I stink... And I'm tired of it. I'm Squidward Tentacles, not a stupid idiot! I will kill all of the citizens of Bikini Bottom, and I'm not gonna end up. This is the way!"

[[File:The title card.jpg|thumb|The title card for this episode]]

The next scene shows SpongeBob and Patrick, having fun outside. It looked normal for 1 minute, until Squidward appears. SpongeBob said, "Squ- Squidward? Is that you? I thought you were dead!" The background turns realistic as Squidward pulls out a butcher knife. "I'm done with your games SpongeBob and Patrick. I'm the real death! I'll take your souls to the Devil! I will kill all humanity, WORLD DOMINATION!" Squidward said in a demonic tone. SpongeBob and Patrick said, "...What?"

He then teleports to The Krusty Krab. He walks to Mr. Krabs' office. Mr. Krabs spoke to Squidward Tentacles, "Well yo ho me laddie, welcome t'to th'the Krusty Kra- Squidward Tenticles?? IWhat thoughtHappened yeto be dead me buckoYou?!"

He sounds more like Foxy the Pirate Fox than Clancy Brown, acting more pirate than I remember him. Squidward spoke to Mr. Krabs in a G-Major tone, "Well well well, is that the money making fuckingMr. DAMN Krabs! You sure you're gonna FIRE monsterME?!"

The VHS tape has swearing, and he doesn't sound like Rodger Bumpass after all, he sounds like fuckingA Tommy Wiseaumonster! "Your soul is mine, Krabs!" Squidward said as he pulls out a Minigun looking at Krabs. "No, don't do it! YeYou dunno whadon't yeknow what you were messin'messing wit'with!" Mr. Krabs said. Squidward said, "too late"

Squidward Tentacles kills Krabs 666 times, a time card appeared, saying "666 Times Later" but before the French narrator says Later, Squidward kills The French narrator, screaming like SpongeBob. As it turns out, it was narrated by Tom Kenny. Realistic blood pours at Mr. Krabs' corpse. Squidward kicks the door, killing all the citizens of the Bikini Bottom, even Spongebob's friends, including Mrs. Puff and Sandy Cheeks. As further inspection, Squidward Tentacles looks like an actual monster now! He then eats all of the citizens' with organs, bones, and hyper-realistic blood.

I just terribly said, "I didn't kill myyour father you asshole!" Squidward killed me with all of the knives coming from all parts of my body. He then used an nuke gun and I said "well fuck" as I died from the nuke, destroying Earth as we know it. I woke up and it was a hideous nightmare!