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I can't recall a moment, what have I watched?! This was a big insane nightmare. And after that nightmare, I'm not sure if I am able to animate at Nick anymore...
I came here, working as an animator of Nickelodeon Studios. But while I was finished animating SpongeBob's new episode, I came across something weird... It's a VHS tape with words written in red crayon, it's called "Squidward's Rampage" with words written in black marker saying, "DON'T WATCH IT, JUST DESTROY IT, PLEASE! -SH" SH stands for the creator of SpongeBob, Steven Hillenburg.
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Squidward then kills SpongeBob and Patrick in the most realistic way possible. They died with Mega-realistic blood.
He then teleports to The Krusty Krab. He walks to Mr. Krabs' office. Mr. Krabs spoke to Squidward Tentacles, "Well yo ho me laddie, welcome
The VHS tape has swearing, and he doesn't sound like Rodger Bumpass after all, he sounds like
Squidward Tentacles kills Krabs 666 times, a time card appeared, saying "666 Times Later" but before the French narrator says Later, Squidward kills The French narrator, screaming like SpongeBob. Realistic blood pours at Mr. Krabs' corpse. Squidward kicks the door, killing all the citizens of the Bikini Bottom, even Spongebob's friends, including Mrs. Puff and Sandy Cheeks. As further inspection, Squidward Tentacles looks like an actual monster now! He then eats all of the citizens' with organs, bones, and hyper-realistic blood.
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He's not looking like Squidward anymore, he looks like an ACTUAL GODDAMN SQUID, with a human mouth, human feet, and human hands. He breaks the VHS player and the tape itself. He's real! He said to me that "You have no right to be here or anyone else. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
I just terribly said, "I didn't kill your father you asshole!" Squidward killed me with all of the knives coming from all parts of my body. He then used an nuke gun and I said "well fuck" as I died from the nuke, destroying Earth as we know it. I woke up and it was a hideous nightmare!
Let this be a lesson guys. Don't watch Squidward's Rampage. Let people enjoy things more than that episode.
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