Squidward.mp4

I love Spongebob Squarepants, one day I was looking for full episodes online, when I came across a download page for an episode called "Squidward.mp4" I thought this was a screamer or Rickroll or anything, but I downloaded it anyways. I began to watch it, the episode cut immediantly to the episode, there was no intro or title card. It started with Squidward crying bloody tears on his bed, I thought "Wait, isn't this Squidward's Suicide all over again?" then, the screen cut to Patrick, he had HYPER-FUCKING-REALISTIC BLOOD ON HIM! AND HE. WAS. DEAD. Then, Squidward appeared on screen with black eyes and red pupils. He said "You're next, Spongebob." Spongebob screamed "OH SHIT!" I was shocked, Spongebob just said one of the seven words you can't say on TV! Spongebob ran as fast as he could, but the Sonic drowning theme was playing, WTF? After the theme played, it stayed black for 5 seconds, at the 2nd second there was a scream. It lasted until the 5th second. Spongebob...was dead. It put Squidward in the screen again with those black eyes and red pupils, only now there was blood all over him and he... OH MY GOD! HE HAD THE BIGGEST GRIN I HAD SEEN ON HIM! He said "Now you, Max & Ruby!" wait, WHAT?! How could Max & Ruby (another one of my favorite shows) be in an episode of Spongebob? Max & Ruby screamed and ran as fast as they could, suddenly. It cut to Spongebob and Patrick flying a plane, but then it cut to REAL LIFE 9/11 FOOTAGE! I was very disturbed, it then cut to Squidward staring at the screen, he said "Wanna see my collection of bodies JADUCIABLE?" how did Squidward now my gamertag?! He then showed me the bodies of all the Sonic characters and even Mario and Luigi! He then said "You're next, JADUCIABLE!" then the episode ended, I deleted the file off of my computer, that night, as I was going to get a can of Pepsi, I saw Squidward exactly how he appeared in the episode, he ran towards me, and I fought him with skills I learned during the multiple times I played Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Then suddenly, the Final Smash Ball appeared, I grabbed it and turned into a Mega Charizard X and shot a giant beam at Squidward and he exploded! Then, I grabbed my Pepsi, drank it and went to bed. Now remember, if you see "spongebob season 3 unaired episode" or "spongebob bootleg episode" then its probably the one I watched.

Also, no, I am NOT the same Jaduciable who wrote Ben Drowned. Totally different guy.

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