Stairs

For as long as I can remember, the the thirteenth floor of my apartment building has been condemned. Nobody is exactly sure why, but recently, there's been a rumor going around that the stairs leading up to the thirteenth floor are cursed. So, out of curiosity, I went up the stairs one night. My friend, Jeff, warned me against it--said it was too dangerous--but I wouldn't listen. And then it happened. When I was near the top, a skeleton popped out and caused me to trip. 

"FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS" I screamed as I fell head first down the stairway.

"I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS," exclaimed Jeff, seemingly out of nowhere. "I TOLD YOU DOG!"

"IT KEEPS HAPPENING" I screamed as I fell down yet more stairs.

"I TOLD YOU MAN! I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!"