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Line 22: It started off on the planet of Naboo. I saw a dead Naboo Guard lying in a pool of strange blood. I say strange because it was hyper-realistic looking unlike the blood I usually see in both media and real-life. I also seen various videos of houses being on fire and ungodly screaming. Then it went to the castle. I was shocked because Padme' died in Episode III. How did she survive? The crawl also took place after so this made no sense. Padme' starred at the glass for 1.77456890 seconds. I rumbled while staring and another explosion came out of my behind. I had a hole in my pants now! I went in and got a red gummy bear and eat it. I also cooked up some coffee. She was still on the screen until it cut to the planet of Endor. "..." I felt speechless, this makes no sense. I saw Luke reading a newspaper which made 0 sense. There were no newspapers in the Star Wars Luke read a section about a ticking A bomb. Again, no A bombs in Star Wars! Luke looked at Leia who was cleaning her helmet. Luke said "It's Chewie's birthday! We need to give him presents." Leia put her helmet on and said "I didn't know brown pillows had birthdays." I laughed and felt normal. This was Star Wars! It started with a montage of Luke and Leia in a shop. A SHOP IN ENDOR?! G.G They bought a lot stuff that usually exists on Earth. Then they put up a banner saying "Happy Birthday, Chewbacca!" Chewie walked in the door and got exictied, making a roar. Suddenly Leia exploded. Cartoony blod splattered everywhere. Leia's head was the only thing left. Line 28: ---- Angry YouTuber: OHHH BOOOO WHOOOO!!!!! YOU KEEP DOING THE CLICHE!!!!! Me: SHUT UP- Disables Comments (Don't care about constructive criticism, just want to develop an ego) Line 60: I didn't stay long to listen to the conversation. I came in and said, "You guys need to stop pretending to be creepypasta characters". They ripped their costumes off, but they were still fighting. It was fight on Sonic.EXE vs NES Godzilla. (Which pasta was better). I came in and saw Pinkamena eat a cupcake from the fridge, just like she does in the MLP Brony videos. She looked at the window and saw something. "Who the heck is that creature?" The characters looked at the window. It was a gungan... Jar Jar broke open the door and killed all the characters. Pinkamena threw a bloody cupcake him, but he used his tongue to eat it! He even ate most of the characters. Then came the songs from every single creepypasta I liked. It was from the radio. Jar Jar punched it several times until the music turned into madness. Then he picked me up by the collar and said "Messa love you! There a no Stars, no planets. Nothing exists but much white mass. You are a lie. A lie that everyone thinks is true. The people also don't exist. Messa Merry Christmas!" Line 67: YOU ARE NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [[Category:~~Vidya games~~Videos]]▼ [[Category:Vidya games]] [[Category:Crappy ms paint drawings]] [[Category:YOU'RE NEXT]] [[Category:~~Pages with grammar that doesn't suck~~Hyper-realistic]] ▲[[Category:Vidya games]] [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] [[Category:~~Star~~Pages ~~wars~~with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Loads of Characters]] [[Category:Trollpasta]] {{Comments}}