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dayDAY 58: sinceSINCE movingMOVING hereHERE, iI stillSTILL havenHAVEN'tT feltFELT rightRIGHT. everyEVERY onceONCE andAND aA whileWHILE spongebobSPONGEBOB willWILL beginBEGIN playingPLAYING whileWHILE iI'mM... "pumpingPUMPING myMY shotgunSHOTGUN". theTHE onlyONLY episodesEPISODES onON areARE onesONES senteredSENTERED aroundAROUND PatrickPATRICK. iI'mM beginningBEGINNING toTO thinkTHINK iI mayMAY beBE beBE goingGOING madMAD.
 
dayDAY 60: somethingSOMETHING veryVERY strangeSTRANGE hapendHAPEND todayTODAY. iI wasWAS wokenWOKEN awakeAWAKE byBY theTHE spongebobSPONGEBOB showSHOW, butBUT myMY visionVISION wasWAS blockedBLOCKED byBY somethingSOMETHING pinkPINK blockedBLOCKED myMY visionVISION. iI sawSAW twoTWO roundROUND objectsOBJECTS inIN frontFRONT ofOF myMY faceFACE, withWITH aA giantGIANT weightWEIGHT onON myMY chestCHEST.
 
dayDAY 64: iI haveHAVE relivedRELIVED thatTHAT theseTHESE objectsOBJECTS areARE bunsBUNS. iI evenEVEN relivedRELIVED thatTHAT patrickPATRICK isIS hauntingHAUNTING meME. iI saySAY hisHIS faceFACE tonightTONIGHT andAND itIT wasWAS soSO creepyCREEPY, andAND fatFAT.
 
dayDAY 68:i heardI hisHEARD voiceHIS todayVOICE TODAY, iI couldnCOULDN'tT evenEVEN tellTELL yaYA howHOW itIT soundedSOUNDED. actuallyACTUALLY itIT soundedSOUNDED bigBIG fatFAT andAND dumbDUMB. butBUT scarierSCARIER. heHE'sS beenBEEN gettingGETTING moreMORE andAND moreMORE physicalPHYSICAL eachEACH dayDAY. iI hopeHOPE thatTHAT iI'mM alrightALRIGHT. dangDANG itIT! iI'mM writingWRITING thisTHIS underUNDER myMY bedBED forFOR...reasons REASONS. butBUT iI seeSEE himHIM comingCOMING inIN. ohOH shitSHIT, heHE justJUST droppedDROPPED hisHIS pantsPANTS! iI hopeHOPE thatTHAT heHE doesnDOESN'tT doDO whatWHAT iI thinkTHINK heHE'sS gonnaGONNA d~D-
 
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patrickPATRICK isIS hereHERE heHE isIS godGOD. heHE isIS evilEVIL.heHE isIS, everythingEVERYTHING. rememberREMEMBER thisTHIS face,FACE:
 
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