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On the Disney Dream, there was a seemingly small disaster of great proportions. We had just gotten off the coast of Somalia the cruise was heading to Toon Town to drop off our slaves from Africa. We saw a small boat riding alongside our grand cruise, the people on it seemed very poor and sad, but when they spotted our boat and started heading toward it, Icould tell something was very wrong.
We immediately made a complete halt and announced to our visitors that something was wrong. We were ready to call the authorities, but our radios had been tampered with. We didn't have any real weapons on this boat of ours, so we had no way to prepare for the disasters we were about to face. they attached a ladder to our boat and climbed on one by one. These terrorists (Who represented all of Islam) were armed with very large weapons, which had tons of ammo. All we had was a flare gun with two rounds of ammo, we missed on our first shot but we saved the next round for later. This is the story of Steamboat Willie 2: The Order of Islam
We knew we were in big trouble and that there was no way out of this when Captain Mickey said,
Our plan was to seduce the Pirates with a really sexy lullaby called
This angered Morgan Freeman and made him think about how great it would be to act out his crush fetish. He brought a bag of hamsters just in case. He killed all of the passengers except for Gordon and Mickey. Gordon was in a coma, and during that Morgan removed Gordon's penis and put it in
Morgan had a bag of hamsters and a hammer filled with pure gold. He mashed the hamsters down to a thick chunky liquid. He mixed the remains of the dead passengers and terrorists into a bowl.
Using the remaining flare in the flare gun, he shot out
Mickey was aware that Morgan was on the boat. Morgan had taken over the controls and turned off the
Morgan's vision was foggy due all the smoke so he couldn't see. Now was Mickey
This concludes Steamy Boner William
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