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Line 1: So, I took a hit from the bong. I was already really high, but frankly, I needed to feel like I just jumped from Jupiter, to the fucking Sun. As a hardcore gamer I had this massive rig I had blew all of my cash on, which isn't much, but still I got like a Core i5 and 6gb RAM and shit. I don't need all of the fancy crap. I hopped on Steam, the mouse in one hand, a joint in the other; ''livin' the fucking life. '' Don't mean to brag, but I was level 8, higher than you'll ever be and had a collection of over '''15 ''' games (3 are DLC's, 2 are demos and 4 are fucking boring as hell but that's still like 7 games). Also, I about 8 friends, one of them even has a low-tier unusual on TF2, fucking awesome. With my eyes as red as the hyper-realistic blood in all of those creepypastas, I set off to spend the night fucking around on Steam, more stoned that Jesus (It's not in bad taste, it was like 2000 years ago, get over it.). I drew up the chat with one of my ''very close '' friends; #YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69. TheWeedMan: hey man stoned as hell rite now what u doin? #YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: fuck off man i don't even know why i'm still friends with you. how old r u anyways? like 50? lol TheWeedMan: nah like 30 #YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: get a life ~~homo~~loser Then he un-friended me. What a chode. "Oh, fuck." I took another hit of the bong. "This shit is so weak. Dealer gave be the wrong stuff." I tried another conversation with a second friend; Gaben The Lord TheWeedMan: brah you ever try weed? amazing.... Gaben The Lord: dafuq, thought i deleted u Line 19: TheWeedMan: wha? '''THEN, ''' he fucking deleted me. "Ah! Who needs this shit. I'm gonna play a game." I started playing TF2. A game I had clocked over 200 hours on but was still absolutle trash at it. My favourite class was the Spy but I still couldn't fucking work out how to cloak. Then, #YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69 got back to me. #YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: Oh, hey bro. Sorry I reacted that way man. TheWeedMan: its cool #YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: smoking weed huh? TheWeedMan: yeah boi. alright shit too #YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: what kinda job u in? TheWeedMan: oh i pick up the garbage #YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: omg fucking loser TheWeedMan: what? #YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: did u actually think i was sorry? HA! TheWeedMan: im confused #YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: filming for Youtube, BITCH! TheWeedMan: oh cool #YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: what? ah fuck this seeya! #YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69 has gone offline TheWeedMan: bye mate! Line 56: THE END [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY]] [[Category:~~Shok~~WHAT ~~ending~~A TWIST!]] [[Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] {{Comments}}