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So, I took a hit from the bong. I was already really high, but frankly, I needed to feel like I just jumped from Jupiter, to the fucking Sun. As a hardcore gamer I had this massive rig I had blew all of my cash on, which isn't much, but still I got like a Core i5 and 6gb RAM and shit. I don't need all of the fancy crap. I hopped on Steam, the mouse in one hand, a joint in the other; ''livin' the fucking life.
With my eyes as red as the hyper-realistic blood in all of those creepypastas, I set off to spend the night fucking around on Steam, more stoned that Jesus (It's not in bad taste, it was like 2000 years ago, get over it.). I drew up the chat with one of my ''very close
TheWeedMan: hey man stoned as hell rite now what u doin?
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TheWeedMan: nah like 30
YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: get a life
Then he un-friended me. What a chode. "Oh, fuck." I took another hit of the bong. "This shit is so weak. Dealer gave be the wrong stuff." I tried another conversation with a second friend; Gaben The Lord
TheWeedMan: brah you ever try weed? amazing
Gaben The Lord: dafuq, thought i deleted u
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TheWeedMan: wha?
'''THEN,
YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: Oh, hey bro. Sorry I reacted that way man.
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