Subspace Emissary: Creepypasta Edition
Okay guys, i just went to gamestop and in da back was game covered in dust. It was Super Smash Bros. Brawl. I've always wanted to play dat gayhem, so i went to go pay for it. When i went to the cashier to pay for the gayme; The cashier looked very sick, and very worried when i showed him da gaem. He told be to leave the store along with the gahyme. Why did he look like he was sick when i showed him the gayme, and why was the gayhme free? Oh well, i will still play da gahyme anyway. So i went home, put da gaem in da nin10d0 wee, and played it. The only thing on screen was the adventure mode. Subspace Emissary. Did somebuddy or........something hack da gahyem and removed all of the menus and icons? Anyways, i cilcked on dat Subspace icon to play it. When it started, it said "WARNING! YOU CAN NOT PLAY THE GAME! YOU CAN ONLY WATCH THE CUTSCENES!" I didn't mind this cuz da cutscenes in subspace are AW1S0ME!!!!!
CHAPTER 1: DA LAKE OF BLOOD AND HORRIBLE DEATHS!!!It starts of with this place with Sonic and Tails walking in da mountians. They heard Slippy Toad crying and cutting himself cuz Fox McCloud was dead. Then Falco Lombraid came and said "SHUT UP!!!" and shot Slippys head off. Then Sonic came and picked up Slippys eyeball and Soinc turnd into ASHES!!!!! Then Tails passes out and falls into da ashes and dissapears to. Then Falco shoots himself cuz of what he saw was HORRIBLE!!!!!!! Then Shadow emerges from da ground and BLEEEEEEDIINNNGG!!!!!!! OH SHET!!!!!!!! THEN Eggman comes and sez
CHAPTER 2: THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS!!!Artist Bowser and Duskull where now at Poképark. In da corner of Bowsers eye, he saw Soild Snake chocking Sonix. Then Snake got Sonix and hanged him in this shop of DEATH!!!!!11 Then
CHAPTER 3: BLOWING UP CRAP WITH DA MASTUR TIME BOM!!! AND GOING TO DA OZONE LAYER!!!
Artist Bowser and Darksiders Duskull are now in the Dark Forest. Artist Bowser and Duskull walked up to the rocks. There was somewriting on da rocks dat said "You need the Master Time Bomb. Maybe someone named Bomberman might have one." THEN ALL OF DA SUD-IN A GIANT SHIP FLEW OUT DA OCEAN!!!!!! It was da Egg Carrier. Controling da Egg Carrier was Captin Falcon. Darksiders Duskull jumped a all da way over da Egg Carrier. He busted da windas open and stabed Captin Falcon in da stomach with is axe spear!!!! In da hallway was Bomberman tied to teh chair, Duskull ripped da roped tied to Bomberman with his axe spear. Bomberman then gave da Master Time Bomb to Duskull. Later, Darksiders Duskull returend da Master Time Bomb to Artist Bowser. Day den blew up da huge rocks and it reveald da door they where looking for. They went into da door and now there in da Garbage Universe. In the Garbage Universe was dis dumpster and there was trash all over da ground. They looked in da empty dumpsta and dare was da GHOSTLY SHRINE!!!!!!!!!!!111 But when day toched it nothing happend. "We need Rayquaza to open up the ghostly shrine! Rayquaza is up in the ozone, how are we going to get up there?" THEN OUT OF NO WHERE CAME A GIANT SHIP!!!!!!!111 Bowser and Duskull jumped on da ship and road on it to get to da ozone layer.
CHAPTER 4: SHOCKING DEATHS AND DA END!!!In the ozone layer was RAYQUAZA.........................sleeping on uh cloud. Artist Bowser drew lightning and made a big thunnder noise and WOKE UP RAYQUAZA!!!!!!!!!111 OH SHET!!!!!!! Rayquaza went to da Ghostly Shrine and a big arua sphere came and hit da shrine!!!!! The shrine broke and it summoned a combination of Mario,Luigi,Wario and Waluigi. Darksiders Duskull went to hit the freaky form with his death spear, but the form stabed Duskull in the stomach and died. It is now up to Artist Bowser to kill the form. The form
Wow. What a gayhem. It was like a short movie and not a gayhme, but i had a happy felling at da end of it. I am glad i got it.
THE END or is it
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