Suddenly, a skeletal figure appeared

NORMAL EDICHUNG

A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT

Oxford English Dictionary Ultimate Extreme Proper English Edition

A few long years back, a fine gentleman was taking a stroll down the paved road. His automotive had fallen under disrepair when, suddenly, he had spotted another automotive following him. He extended his phalanges as if to "hitch a ride" and the automobile had stopped dead in front of him. He hurriedly ran up to the side door and opened it, but to his suprise, A SKELETAL FIGURE HAD APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE