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It was a dark and stormy time in the
Oh btw before I forget my name is Greg.
Anyway
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I thought this was a little odd but it was alright. The photos were at least legit and the guy had a video displaying the items himself so I was sold.
Later that day after I served in the
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Stupid heretic. Anyway I went back to eating when I heard another ring from my doorbell. I storm back to the door only to find on my doorstep a box with my name on it. I went to inspect the box to find that it was my order I placed last week.
▲Anyway I went back to eating when I heard another ring from my doorbell. I storm back to the door only to find on my doorstep a box with my name on it. I went to inspect the box to find that it was my order I placed last week. It’s kind of odd if you think about it since it’s Sunday. I just figured it was a strange miracle of God and he decided to drop my box off.
Take that Atheist Mailman that tells me God is dead every time he delivers my mail! I go to open the box and everything that was advertised is there! However the one item that threw me off was the game that came with the other stuff. It was a blank CD with the words Spray Tan written on them. I was taken aback. How come this wasn’t quite what I was looking for? ▼
▲Take that
I decided to give the CD a look and popped it on my computer. When the disc loaded it brought me up to a Larry Boy game installer. What threw me off was the coloring of said Launcher. Instead of the normal purple and yellow and green it had Blue. For some reason the song
''Super Larry Boy:
Why was this the title of the screen? Why would vegetables get spray tans? Can they get spray tans? Questions for later.
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Anyway once I hit start the song went down an octave for some reason. Thinking that it was BIE's way of coming off as dark and edgy I started the game. It began displaying the intro cutscene with the usual Larry Boy scenes from the episodes, but what I couldn't help but notice was something that was way too out of place. Something even the least dedicated of Larry Boy fans can even agree with me on was Alfred's tie. In the split second he was shown his tie was a polka dot pink and green.
"This isn't a real Larry Boy game! Alfred's tie does not look like that!" I screamed with the passion of a thousand essential oil Karens. I knew then and there this was a hacked version of the game. However, being curious as to how this would turn out, I played on anyway.▼
The first level began at least normally enough it started in the alleyway of bumblyburg, but everything seemed a bit pale. I guided Larry Boy through the level, surprised to find no enemies lurking about. So odd that this game didn't have any bad carb booty to kick into the sunset, but I progressed onward.
▲"This isn't a real Larry Boy game! Alfred's tie does not look like that!" I screamed with the passion of a thousand essential oil Karens.
Reaching to the end of the level I rounded the corner and a terrifying sight unveiled before my eyes. Two tomatoes gazing at the sunset premarital hand holding!
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"Be afraid."- Phil Vischer I guess
As if I hadn't wanted to crap myself already I bolted to the toilet and started producing explosive dumps so fast and furious
The screen came back on and I was now in a field of flowers. It wasn't just flowers though. There were also weeds in reference to one of Larry Boy's known villains. That plant lady I can't remember the name of.
Anyway I started moving forward. For some odd reason I got an ad on my computer to the bottom right that was trying to sell me Kenneth
Larry Boy kept moving on through the field of flowers until he reached what looked to be a clearing in the form of a huge circle. What was odd about the clearing was the fact Junior was there but was being hung upside down by a rope that seemed to descend from the sky above. What was it hanging on to? No clue, but I was curious as to why he was here.
He seemed to be in an odd state of panic. He called out to me,
BOB THE TOMATO ????????
What? Why is he here? What does he have to do with Temptation?
Bob had a sudden look of confusion on his face when he looked behind Larry Boy. He turned around and the screen showed that Junior had escaped rope! He was joined by none other than Sylvester Stalone. I was so confused but immensely hyped! Sylvester Stalone in a VeggieTales game? NOW THIS IS THE TESTOSTERONE BOOST I WAS LOOKING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob was unamused by this and pulled out the necronomicon. Speaking heresies into the air in a language which I assumed to be russian. He finishes the spell and summons his ultimate minion! It
WHAT THE FRICKITIY FRACK SNICK SNACK BRICKIN BRACK DRINKIN DRACK PLINKIN PLACK SACKITY BAP IS HE DOING IN MY GAME?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I thought. Absolutely not! I started using Larry Boy and
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Was I wrong about that!
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When Larry picked up the spray tan can the sky grew dark and ominous and the sky ominously spewed out clouds while the clouds ominously started storming while the storm ominously started thundering and lightning while the thunder and lightning ominously lit up the screen to reveal a wicked looking broccoli woman.
After some time Larry Boy eventually became exhausted as he laid on the ground.▼
▲“JEZEBEL!” Larry Boy shouted. ”I should have known it was you! Turning my friend Bob against me? You’ll pay for that!” The wicked woman descends on to the city of Bumblyburg. They then engaged in an epic fight that would 1000000000000000000000000000000000% without a doubt be in the top 10 anime battles for sure!
▲After some time Larry Boy eventually became exhausted as he laid on the ground.
Jezebel looked down upon him and taunted him.
While Jezebel was taunting Larry Boy had sealed her in a jail-like cage while she was distracted. The villain now turned unicorn was now dealt with and all was well with Bumblyburg! The end credits played and my computer suddenly crashed out of nowhere. When I turned it back on the CD was wiped and had no memory or trace of the game.
What a bummer that game was. I
▲What a bummer that game was. I can’t believe I wasted my weekend playing some stupid hacked ripoff of my favorite Larry Boy game!
The worst part about this whole thing?
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{{note2|[[Super Larry Boy 2: Bob's conquest of essential oils|Read the sequel here.]]}}
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