Super Larry Boy: Jezebel's Cursed Spray Tan.: Difference between revisions

Anyway that’s not what this story is about. This is about a game that I ordered from Craigslist that contained not just some Larry Boy merchandise, but a rare copy of an unreleased Larry Boy game! You’re probably wondering why this is about said game. Well to summarize this as best as I can it was probably not the wisest idea. The user that I ordered it from had such a weird taste in how they represented themselves. The order was tied in to a third party website that Craigslist was partnered with. It was called priceless antiques but the web domain said

Later that day after I served in the children’s ministry. I was back home relaxing and digging into some Chick Fil A (Two days old btw) when I heard my doorbell ring. I figured it was that stupid dumb Jehovah’s Witness that keeps trying to invade my secret stache of limited edition sparkly Chick Fil A sauce. I went to open the door and sure enough it was.

I decided to give the CD a look and popped it on my computer. When the disc loaded it brought me up to a Larry Boy game installer. What threw me off was the coloring of said Launcher. Instead of the normal purple and yellow and green it had Blue. For some reason the song I’m Blue by Eiffel 65 was playing while I was waiting for the game to download. I figured it was just an accident and let the game load. When it finally loaded it played the catchy Larry Boy theme song that played from the Larry Boy movie, Larry Boy and the Bad Apple. What was odd about the title screen now is that it displayed

As if I hadn't wanted to crap myself already I bolted to the toilet and started producing explosive dumps so fast and furious that it yeeted me to the moon. It was a nice trip into space but I had to fall back down to earth and continue playing. The screen stays black for as long as a thousand generations, and your family, and your children, and your children.

What? Why is he here? What does he have to do with Temptation? Does he have a thing for apples now? I mean I don’t blame him, apples are pretty freaking delicious. Wait what did I mean by that? Oh well like I was saying it was Bob behind Larry Boy who began ranting to him. “You thought I’d just sit back and let you get all the glory for the things you did? I tried every method I could think of to get rid of you and yet every single time you prevailed against each and every one of my minions. This time, however, will be your last. I will take you down this ti- Huh?????”