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One day I was at the Gamestop and saw a mario game it was called Mario death version. I went to buy it and the man had hyper-realistic eyes when he gave it to me. I put it in my Nintendo 64 and saw Mario. But he had blood eyes and was angry. I started the level and mario was in a cutscene, he said "Imma gonna fucken kill bowser" and pulled out a ugn. Then an image flashed that was Jackie Chan with Chinese words (it's foreign so it's scary) and it said "Omae Wa Shinderu" (I can't understand Japanese) also there was a dead child and kitten, I probably should've mentioned that. And then mario was with a gun and shot toad "fucka u" he said. The game wouldn’t turn off. Then the lights went out and I saw Bowser showed up. And he was hyper-realistic far more realistic then what the snes could realistically handle and he says "bwaahahhaa. But then he saw mario who had blood and hyper-realistic eyes and was scared. He begged Mario to not kill him. and then mario took out a gun and said in Ukranian "knjkvevioioiviov" (I can't speak russian). And then Mario went to peach but she was dead and covered in blood and guts and her eyes were gouged out. Then it said "THE YEAR IS
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