Super Mario: Death Version

One day I was at the Gamestop and saw a mario game it was called Mario death version. I went to buy it and the man had hyper-realistic eyes when he gave it to me. I put it in my Nintendo 64 and saw Mario. But he had blood eyes and was angry. I started the level and mario was in a cutscene, he said "Imma gonna fucken kill bowser" and pulled out a ugn. Then an image flashed that was Jackie Chan with Chinese words (it's foreign so it's scary) and it said "Omae Wa Shinderu" (I can't understand Japanese) also there was a dead child and kitten, I probably should've mentioned that. And then mario was with a gun and shot toad "fucka u" he said. The game wouldn't turn off. Then the lights went out and I saw Bowser showed up. And he was hyper-realistic far more realistic then what the snes could realistically handle and he says "bwaahahhaa. But then he saw mario who had blood and hyper-realistic eyes and was scared. He begged Mario to not kill him. and then mario took out a gun and said in Ukranian "knjkvevioioiviov" (I can't speak russian). And then Mario went to peach but she was dead and covered in blood and guts and her eyes were gouged out. Then it said "THE YEAR IS 1997" (old years are scary). And mario was angry so he shot toad and the nostalgia critic and donkey kong and peter griffin and bart simpson and was covered in blood and guts. And I was so scared this whole time I was puking and crying. Mario would never kill. then he went outside but there was Luigi who had angry realistic eyes that ierced Mario's soul. "Mama mia, u r a killr" Luigi said then he punched mario in the face, and blood sported out on mario from his nose. And then mario was even more hyper-realistc because he was mad. Then Mario shot luigi and I screamed out loud in real life. Nut ligi ate the bullet and they fought luig took out ni fe and stabb ed mario in the head and I was so scared why would mario do this! Mario never swore. Luigi sab mayro in te chest and mario let out a hyper-realistic scream. then a runch sound because luigi jump on mario and says "finally no more death and also God is dead." But now mario a zombie and bited luigi in the head and ate head while hyper-realistic crunch noise were made. And then mario turned to the screen and said as a zombie "Imma comin for u, hail satan (religion is scary)." Then the game went black. I did not move, for I was so scared I was frozen in fear. Then i took the game cartridge and shoot it (Technology is scary and bad). But it was too durable and i shot myself in the eye. And then I saw a mario plushie but it had hyper-realisic blood eyes and the people Mario killed were there, even peach. Did mario kill Peach? But then I saw 4 figures step out, Peter Griffin, Nostalgia Critic, Jackie Chan, and Bart Simpson! But Mairo killed them. "No I must fight the zombies!" Icried out. "But John," shouted the Nostalgia Critic, "you ARE a zombie." and then I became a demon and wrote this.

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