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Mario was in an empty room, made out of wood with a large steel pipe through the middle and a single door. He was facing away from the camera and there was a star over his head. I tried to jump and get the star but it followed Mario's motions. It must have been some sort of odd glitch.
Mario was in an empty room, made out of wood with a large steel pipe through the middle and a single door. He was facing away from the camera and there was a star over his head. I tried to jump and get the star but it followed Mario's motions. It must have been some sort of odd glitch.


I made Mario turn to look at the camera.
I made Mario turn to look at the camera. Suddenly, everything on the screen turned to a shade of ruby red. The static was horrible, and the image was glitchy. More horrifying, however, was Mario. He had glowing orbs for eyes that had blood pouring out of them, and the star above his head had the same eyes as Mario did. Mario was making the peace sign to the camera. Above him, the lives meter had been replaced with a skull, times an illegible number.[[File:Super-mario-64-star-locations-guide-walkthrough-screenshot.jpg|thumb]]

[[File:Super-mario-64-star-locations-guide-walkthrough-screenshot.jpg|thumb|The horrifying Mario screenshot.]]

Suddenly, everything on the screen turned to a shade of ruby red. The static was horrible, and the image was glitchy. More horrifying, however, was Mario. He had glowing orbs for eyes that had blood pouring out of them, and the star above his head had the same eyes as Mario did. Mario was making the peace sign to the camera. Above him, the lives meter had been replaced with a skull, times an illegible number.

He turned around again. The screen became non-staticky and everything turned back to normal, except for the star above Mario's head. The door opened, and Toadette came walking through it. Mario looked at the camera (at this point I had completely lost control of him) for a brief moment and the static returned, and then he rushed Toadette. The screen went entirely red except for static and various thumping sounds played, the first sounds that I had heard throughout the entire game. Finally, the screen cut to a shot of Toadette, facing away from the camera, with a star above her head. 

Then, Mario rushed the camera and it cut to black. Suddenly, I had a horrible headache, as if thousands of thoughts were simeltaneously trying to burst from my head. I heard screaming voices and static and a horrible, demonic laugh.

I woke up in a room. My entire body felt like it might crumble apart at any second.

Then I realised. I was in the room that Mario had been in, that Toadette had been in, and I turned around. I was greeted by the sight of at least 10 other people, if you can call them people. Their bodies were smouldering, rotting, emaciated. They all looked like rotting corpses. Flaps of skin, festering with maggots, peeled off their bodies  and fell on the floor. They all had stars above their heads.

They stared at me with their soulless eyes, agonized by my sight. Then, I looked down at my hands. I could see every bone. One of my fingers had falled off, another was a cancerous stump. I looked up, and there was a star above my head.

Oh, no, I was not afraid. These people were my friends, my (illegible) here to stay for (illegible) madness and share together (illegible) Mario (illegible)

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These were words found in the notebook of Jonathan Warner, along with the picture found on his computer. Jonathan went missing approximately 12 years ago, leaving these as the only clues to his dissapearance. After a house search, a Nintendo 64 with chew marks and dried blood on it were found. 

-Sylvia Lancaster, 2014 news reporter
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