Super Mario Odyssey: The Darkness: Difference between revisions
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(Created page with "I used to love playing Mario games. Notice how I said "used to". I am going to share an experience I had with Super Mario Odyssey that will certainly make you not see Mario games the same way again. The year was 1998. I was an employee at Nintendo, my dream job. I had special access to the game 19 years before it was released. It had to be played on a huge computer that was extremely powerful for the time. Because that computer couldn't be mass-produced or fit inside...") |
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What he did next... truly scarred me for life. It's hard for me to even type this down. He showed me a video of a mother chopping her baby's head off, then turning the camera around to show her demonic face with barracuda-like teeth and bloody red eyes! He then showed me a picture of Mario that turned into a monstrous version of himself and ran into a monstrous Luigi, combining with him in a gross fashion. I couldn't look at what he was showing me anymore, so I covered my eyes and ducked underneath my desk. I then unplugged my computer and threw it off the 34th floor of the Nintendo building. After a brief moment of relief, a group of people in masks barged into the room in a panic. Apparently I was being monitored via the cameras in the room. They stripped me down, put me in a dress, tied me up tightly, and gagged me. |
What he did next... truly scarred me for life. It's hard for me to even type this down. He showed me a video of a mother chopping her baby's head off, then turning the camera around to show her demonic face with barracuda-like teeth and bloody red eyes! He then showed me a picture of Mario that turned into a monstrous version of himself and ran into a monstrous Luigi, combining with him in a gross fashion. I couldn't look at what he was showing me anymore, so I covered my eyes and ducked underneath my desk. I then unplugged my computer and threw it off the 34th floor of the Nintendo building. After a brief moment of relief, a group of people in masks barged into the room in a panic. Apparently I was being monitored via the cameras in the room. They stripped me down, put me in a dress, tied me up tightly, and gagged me. |
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I was taken to a submarine that was driven to a secret Japanese base in the Pacific Ocean. The masked people ungagged me and began asking me questions about the AI. |
I was taken to a submarine that was driven to a secret Japanese base in the Pacific Ocean. The masked people ungagged me and began asking me questions about the AI. I don't remember much about the questions they asked or my answers to them, since they probably drugged me right after they were done with me. However, what I do remember is them asking me if the AI told me he was sentient, to which I said "yes". It really goes to show that our level of technology has always been far beyond what's been released to the public. |
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