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After 2 years of not playing Super Mario 3deez3d nutsworld I decided to play it again. What a big mistake. So the title screen was normal. Nothing scary with it. No cumblood on the title screen and no 70's discoscary music. I started a new game. So I went to the first level and everything was normal. The enemies we're the same. The character I picked ( Luigi) wasn't sad or anything , music normal , all the green stars we're in they're places and no enemy acted weird . Now I think your asking "Is anyoneWhy upare foryou adescribing game of Scrabble latereverything?"  TheBecause answerI is nowant. Anyways after level 1 everything changed. There we're no levels anymore. Was just Luigi standing in a litllelittle island. The island was full of trees . The music was backwards. When I tried to move Luigi a text box appear: FightDon't meeven irltry. I didn't know what to do. Suddenly I hear a voice.
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After 2 years of not playing Super Mario 3deez nuts I decided to play it again. What a big mistake. So the title screen was normal. Nothing scary with it. No cum on the title screen and no 70's disco music. I started a new game. So I went to the first level and everything was normal. The enemies we're the same. The character I picked ( Luigi) wasn't sad or anything , music normal , all the green stars we're in they're places and no enemy acted weird . Now I think your asking "Is anyone up for a game of Scrabble later?"  The answer is no. Anyways after level 1 everything changed. There we're no levels anymore. Was just Luigi standing in a litlle island. The island was full of trees . The music was backwards. When I tried to move Luigi a text box appear: Fight me irl. I didn't know what to do. Suddenly I hear a voice.
 
- Hi there.
 
- Who is talking ?
 
- Me... Peter.
 
- Peter ?
 
Peter was my life22-year-old partnerfriend who died in a car accident.
 
- You didn't even cumcome atto my last birthday.
 
- I was busy.
 
- BusyI jackingdon't off?care. Now you are going to die just like me.
 
I tried to move but I couldn't
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- Don't even try.
 
From my TvTV blood started to come out. After that on my couch with blood was written: PeterSuper wasMario hereRed
 
I don't remember what happened next . I wokedwoke up in the hospital. But there we're no doctors or nurses. I got up from my bed and get out of the hospital. The sky was red and all the buildings we're very dark. I started walking and then I hear a voice.
 
- If you want to escape then play my game.
 
- What game ?
 
After I asked that question I teleported to my house.
 
- Super BlueMario BallsRed. If you can pass the only level in the game you are free if you don't you are dead.
 
So I start to play this level. In the level they we're no enemies or music. It was only a forest. At the end of the level Bowser appeared . It was the final boss of the game. When it ended Bowser exploded and well semenblood of course. In the end I did get back home. The only thing I don't understand is why was the sploogeblood hiperhyper-realistic. I guess I will never know.
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