Super Mario Smell My Finger: Difference between revisions

Super Mario is kinda mid. First of all, why he still fat after running a marathon across a country since 1985? Mario lowkey a simp doing that for a kiss on a cheek. If you want that then just use Grindr smh. So when I heard about a Mario game without said issues I screamed without the s. I love overweight people. A few days later an ad for the game was on my TV. It started with the red fatty, Rosalina, and a mentally challenged kid wearing a bicycle helmet on a red couch. "Super Mario Smell My Finger? What kind of game is that?" Rosalina asked. "I have no idea. They said some kid called in with a $1,000 and gave him-" Mario paused. "It was me daddy" the bicycle helmet kid said. "I gave $1,000." "You spent your $1,000 on-" "Yep". Mario was speechless. "Daddy guess what?" "What?" "There's a level, the last level, you gotta stick a finger in your butt and get someone to smell it".

 

 

I was confused. The button always worked prior to this. I then remembered what the mentally challenged kid in the ad said. I pressed the Ass Button which made CupcakKe say "Ass!" as Mario stuck his finger up his ass. The Smell Button glowed a light brown color on my controller. Mario forced Freddy to smell his finger. Freddy screamed as his mask flew off of his face. The camera slowly faded in to reveal that Freddy was actually... Kayne West.

"You finally figured it out my doppelgänger Toy Freddy?" Kayne said. Oh yeah I was actually Toy Freddy this entire time. "I even had the suit on in my first album cover. Nobody noticed. But now that you know I have to kill you." Before the rogue rapper could kill me Markiplier stepped in. "Toy Freddy is love Toy Freddy is life" he said. "Markiplier? Why don't you rap battle for his life?" Kayne replied. We then went to the stage at Freddy's. Kayne began to spit bars. "I'm Kayne West and I'm a cool person. That's Markiplier he's a big virgin. I got the drip I got the swag. He got no girls all he do is play Fnaf". Markiplier then clapped back. "Hey my name is Markiplier. I keep it cool like an air dryer. I run this YouTube game with my feet. At least I don't lose my wife to a guy named Pete". Kayne was pissed. "I hate you so much why did you mention my wife? Now I really have to kill you". Kayne jumpscared Markiplier.

 

He slowly walked towards me. "Now you will spend more than Five Nights At Hell!" I quickly pressed the Ass Button then Smell. This stunned him for a few seconds. I ran out of the pizzeria. "God fucking Damnit how did you know that I cannot leave Freddy's as Freddy?" Kayne was then forced to spend the rest of his career in Fnaf.

 

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