Super Spooktastic Mario World

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Mario with a skull face because this is enough to turn you faggots on and off like a switch.

I once got a SNES game at a garage sa- You know what? Fuck that boring ass shit, lets get right to what you wanna hear.

I put the cartridge into my console and turned it on, but what was weird was the fact that Mario was eating dirty diapers right out of a nearby garbage bin. Mario also had a skull for a face, but I was more worried about the fact that he was fucking eating shit out of the garbage instead of going to a nearby fast food place or some shit like that.

I pressed start and selected file three because I am only three years old myself. The new file started up normally expect for the opening text of course which said "Get the fuck out because this shit is haunted and shit like that" I skipped it though as I did not give a shit.

Everything after that looked normal expect for the fact that everything looked like it was covered in the shit Mario was eating earlier. The enemies and bosses were covered in shit as well. but they always were shit.

I completed every world and got the the final level of which everything was the same shit covered sprites expect for the final boss...

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The final boss.

The final boss had the body of Miley Cyrus and the face of Justin Bieber. It was truly horrifying. "It" fought on a wrecking ball and the only way to kill "It" was to spin junmp on "Its" skull until it crack open, of which then the game would end as normally as a shit covered game could end.

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Written by Troodon200

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