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Well, a long time ago, I decided to play Super Mario 64. I've heard things about "personalized copies" and crazy shit like that. But this time it was real. I decided to go into the basement of Peach's castle. There he was, the yellow-hatted menace. Wario. He said, "You want fun? Wario show you fun." He came out of the screen and tried to kill me.
I escaped though, I hid under a couch in the living room. I couldn't go outside, because it was night. But does that really matter right now? So I went outside.
still chasing me. But then Mario came up behind Wario. "Hey, Wario! Where's my fucking money, Wario?" "Where the hell is it?" He beat up Wario with a baseball bat and shot▼
▲Wario was still chasing me. But then Mario came up behind Wario. "Hey, Wario! Where's my fucking money, Wario?" "Where the hell is it?" He beat up Wario with a baseball bat and shot him 3 times in the legs with a revolver. Mario pushed Wario into the road. He got ran over. Thanks to Mario, I'm still alive today.
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