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I has always been a fan of Mario kart. I played all the games and I beat them all with every gold trophy and played every game in the series and recently I have buyed the newest game in the series, the eighth one. It was from the local game stop. I didn't have much money as my job relay sucked. I worked in a orange
The game started on with the tittle screen with Mario appeared and saying "Mario kart eeeiiiiiigggghhhhtttt!" his voice was I found it somewhat annoying but I didn't mind and I played. On and selected single player and 50cc and I selected Luigi cause he my favourite character and chose the first grand prix. What happened made me creepy. It said "NITRO HTAED CUP" it was scary because htead was death backwarts. And when the race started
When I was racing I hit an item box and I got a Parana
When I got to the character select menu I unlocked a new character. It made me spit out my bran
I phoned Nintendo to find out about this absolute atrocity. Why would they release a game that's haunted by the devil? I phoned Nintendo and said "why have you sold me the devils copy of Mario kart". There was an awkward
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